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sundar223Posted by sundar223   7/10/17 at 3:27pm




sundar223Posted by sundar223   6/1/17 at 1:43pm


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/22/17 at 3:21pm

Hoping you feel good enough to experience life!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/19/17 at 6:59pm


Why was I gone? Check my page. :)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/6/17 at 5:57am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/5/17 at 4:13am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/3/17 at 3:00am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/2/17 at 4:10am


A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a
box of frozen crabs and asked the blonde stewardess
to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an
arrogant manner that he was a "lawyer" and threatened
what could happen to her if she let them thaw-out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in the Big Easy, please raise your hand?"

Not one single hand went up... So she took them home and enjoyed a wonderful meal.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. And Blondes aren't really as dumb as most folks think.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/4/17 at 1:24am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/27/17 at 1:05am
Better late than never, right?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/25/17 at 1:05am
LamamakePosted by Lamamake   11/5/16 at 9:47am
sassyshell68Posted by sassyshell68   10/7/16 at 1:43am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/4/16 at 8:20am
Good morning Joanna!
I hope you had a fun or relaxing week-end? I spent all-day (Sunday) with my family - good times can be had when we're all in the same place at the same time, which is rare now-days.
Have a fantastic week...
Roger

sassyshell68Posted by sassyshell68   10/3/16 at 3:23am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/29/16 at 4:35am
sassyshell68Posted by sassyshell68   9/18/16 at 8:16pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/11/16 at 8:54pm
Best friends share!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/4/16 at 2:02am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/9/16 at 6:40pm

................................. YES, WE ARE ................................


..................................... FRIENDS! .................................

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