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"What seems to be the problem officer?"

"You were speeding, license and registration please."

"I'm sorry, I cant do that."

"And why is that?"

"My drivers license was taken from me while driving drunk."

"Well, give me your cars registration then."

"I cant do that either, I stole this car."

"The car is stolen?"

"Yeah, I stole it and I killed the owner too, she's in the trunk if you want to take a peek."

Hearing this the officer backs away from the car window slowly while reaching for his shoulder radio to call in backup... 3 minutes later seven cruisers have the car surrounded.

An older captain in charge arrives on the scene and advises for everybody to stay calm, he approaches the vehicle with his hand firmly planted on his gun and tells the driver to slowly exit his vehicle with his hands up.

"Why, sure sir, no problem," says the man as he exists the car.

"My officer tells me you have a dead woman in the trunk."

"Well, that's ridiculous," said the man while he opens the empty trunk.

The baffled captain asks the man where he stole the car from?

"Stole the car? No this is my car."

The driver hands over his registration to the captain and reaches for his wallet to produce his drivers license to prove that its his car.

"Well sir, I'm confused. My officer told me your drivers license was taken away, that you stole this car, and had murdered the driver."

"And I'll bet he'll say I was speeding, too!"

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"Yeah. What about them, Charles?"

"I was just thinking.... We might look like them in about 10-years or so..."

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