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SinicPosted by Sinic   11/8/20 at 3:51pm
:) Thanks for your comments on fraud Joe.
lucille80Posted by lucille80   9/5/20 at 1:06pm

Happy weekend!
Silver_StormPosted by Silver_Storm   8/31/20 at 10:30pm
Gosh, I'm sorry I did not notice that you knew the name and year of the car. You Rock! Thanks.

swiggzPosted by swiggz   8/16/20 at 1:01am
Thank you for comment. I hope that you are enjoying the weekend!

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   9/28/17 at 6:00pm
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   8/30/17 at 2:19pm
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   8/25/17 at 5:26pm
Have a great weekend! :D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/16/16 at 2:13am

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. And the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for? He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery wasn't long, but it cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a 'Men's Clothing' store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried the shirt on, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new Underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not."

The salesman said, "Let's see..... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "Impossible. You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine, and this will give you one hell of a headache."
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lanceboil commented on the Other wallpaper We Know.
How so very, VERY true!!
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Ain't that the truth, Social Demoncrats are the pits.
Yesterday at 12:51pm
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We are certainly seeing the results of this now, especially at the grocery story and gas pumps. Biden is truly an American idiot.
Yesterday at 12:49pm
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Wow, how true this cartoon is about those three, they don't have a clue.
9/16/21 at 2:04pm
lanceboil commented on the Other wallpaper So True.
Biden is well on his way to doing just that, making us last.
9/16/21 at 2:01pm
lanceboil commented on the Other wallpaper America Freedom.
Scotman may not be so very wise, but everyone would do well to list to emma999, her comments are spot on as to what we must do to save our country from the Demoncrat Socialists.
9/10/21 at 7:18pm
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Totally agree SmOak! Not a leader, but he is certainly a total idiot and failure.
9/5/21 at 4:06am
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Very beautiful!
9/2/21 at 12:13pm
lanceboil commented on the Other wallpaper The Blade.
That's what he is trying to do now, make a victory lap, but people are catching on to who and what he is now. He has the blood on the Marines killed in the bombing, plus the Afghans who were killed there as well.
9/2/21 at 12:09pm
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Come in from the darkness Scotman and go to the light!! I don't think he has the mental capacity to make a informed decision. He is nothing more than a puppet with his posse making all the decisions and pulling his strings to do and say what they want.
9/2/21 at 12:06pm
lanceboil commented on the Other wallpaper Washed Up.
He certainly did, what a Bozo he has been and will continue to be.
9/2/21 at 12:03pm
lanceboil commented on the Political wallpaper Joe's Blunders.
I believe that his brain has been wiped as well from the decisions that he had been making.
8/30/21 at 10:23am
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It's sad, but this is apparently the mind set of this Presidential idiot.
8/30/21 at 10:22am
lanceboil commented on the Other wallpaper Stuffed.
Biden is certainly a puppet, and not a very good one at that.
8/28/21 at 9:41pm
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You hit the nail on the head with your comments emma999. These guys are a pox on society.
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