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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   9/28/17 at 6:00pm
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   8/30/17 at 2:19pm
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   8/25/17 at 5:26pm
Have a great weekend! :D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/16/16 at 2:13am

Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. And the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for? He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery wasn't long, but it cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a 'Men's Clothing' store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried the shirt on, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new Underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not."

The salesman said, "Let's see..... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "Impossible. You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine, and this will give you one hell of a headache."
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I think it's a 1954 Buick Skylark Convertible. Beautiful cars!
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Scammers go home!!
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Blackwater Falls is in West Virginia, NOT South Virginia, no such place. I've been to the falls many times in the past.
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Love the wallpaper posting, what it says couldn't be more true, their very plan. For the first time in my voting life I didn't vote for even a single Democrat, wish many more had followed my lead.
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I agree, he really looks disgusting in my opinion. Love the wallpaper, describes him perfectly.
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You are right CiTiBoY, every time something happens the anti-gun zealots come out of the woodwork and start their harangue. If you think that only registration is on the table you are in la la land, this is only the first step for the government to confiscate our weapons. Don't fall for it. Having a firearm is not what caused these shootings, it is the troubled individuals that do the dirty deeds. Someone dedicated can find multiple ways to kill and maim people, look what a big truck driven by a madman has caused here recently.
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