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Full Name:Lex Strong
Last Login:6/28/18
Join Date:6/27/10
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My Website:http://www.youtube.com/user/ilexcorp
About Me:Only unique Wallpapers made by my self) Enjoy!


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Interests:Mediadesign,Sports, Esoteric, Videogames
Favorite Music:Trance, Pop
Favorite Books:C.C.
Favorite Movies:Spider Man 1-3, Intouchables
Favorite TV Shows:Man vs Wild, Jackass
Favorite Quotes:Forget the self and you will fear nothing, in whatever level or awareness you find yourself to be
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 4:39am


I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/21/16 at 5:54am


Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 6:48am
Does this take you down memory road sung by who?

https://youtu.be/UFv-fqQ9D_Y
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/8/16 at 8:41am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 1:11pm
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/15 at 5:30am

Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany

https://youtu.be/MeLxs5elNQA


Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   10/30/15 at 1:29pm

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/30/15 at 10:13am


BIRDS of PARADISE.
..... (use your sound and wide screen) .....

https://youtu.be/REP4S0uqEOc



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/28/15 at 5:20am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/18/15 at 9:16pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/11/15 at 9:13am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/23/15 at 8:13am


A drunk is driving through the city on his motorcycle. He is weaving all over the road.

Eventually, a cop pulls him over.

"Did you know," says the cop, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell off of your cycle?"

"Oh, thank God," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/15 at 5:59pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/13/15 at 6:19am
Watch this when you tire of beautiful women...

https://youtu.be/KYbM-3E11Qo

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/15/15 at 12:47am
The Senior Center was giving a 10-question quiz with a prize to the winner. The last question was: "Where is curly hair found?"
I failed, because the correct answer is "Africa."



Have a fantastic Friday, Lex!
:D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/13/15 at 1:14am
A baby's laugh is the most precious thing you will ever hear!
Unless it's 3am, you live alone, and haven't any children!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/7/15 at 12:34am

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/4/15 at 12:57am


HAVE A FUN & BLESSED MONDAY!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/1/15 at 9:56pm
Women's Responses To:

2 inches - I can't even hold it, properly.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life.
4 inches - I've had bigger than this.
5 inches - Good, but not enough!
6 inches - Almost, all right.
7 inches - Can't complain, now.
8 inches - Perfect!
9 inches - A bit longer but manageable.
10 inches - Means pressure on the stomach and intestine.

The above responses were to a survey on different SIZES of "Subway Sandwiches."

What was you thinking?

WILL YOUR WEEK-END BE FANTASTIC?


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