Puppydawg 11 years ago

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Alexandra66 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]NOT A JOKE.[/B]
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Alexandra66 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black][U]The Old Old Man[/U]

A guy is driving down the road when he sees an old, old man sitting on a stump, bawling his eyes out.

So the guy stops the car and asks the old man what’s the matter.

"I’ve had a great life," says the old man. "I’m a successful plumber, and I just sold my company to a large corporate builder for gazillions."

The guy says, "So what’s the problem?"

The old man snuffles into his sleeve and says, "I built myself a huge mansion with a swimming pool!"

The guy looks puzzled and says, "Okay, so what’s the problem?"

The old man wails and says, "I own a fleet of beautiful cars, and my own private jet!"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I’m with you so far, but I still don’t see what the problem is."

The old man blows his nose loudly and says, “Yesterday... I got married to a 20-year-old Playboy bunny!"

The guy loses his temper. "Dammit, old man – what's your problem?"

The old man sobs piteously. [I]"I can’t remember where I live!"[/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=red]Blowing-up a dam holding water.[/color]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]Neat discovery; nasty subject...."Pongtu."

http://youtu.be/PaSEaIpi89c[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black]A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, “Sorry I took so long. She was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her butt with a coat hanger to get her to come out!” [/color][/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]http://safeshare.tv/w/zEUXHEJUxG[/B]