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Full Name:Andy
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ramyadevimsPosted by ramyadevims   2/14/14 at 10:12am


There is a miracle called friendship

that dwells within the heart,

And you don't know how it happens

or how it gets it's start...

But the happiness it brings

will always give a special lift,

And you realize that friendship

is God's most precious gift!

HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY,MY FRIEND!

Valentine Cheers~ Ramya♥




ramyadevimsPosted by ramyadevims   1/2/14 at 9:27am


Hello Friend…Hope the New Year Chime I sent , plays soothing music at your door step :)

Think positive and say all is well and everything will be well!
Cheers ~Ramya♥



ramyadevimsPosted by ramyadevims   12/31/13 at 10:06am


2014 is Coming!
Before 2013 Ends,
Let Me Thank all the Good People like You,
Who made '2013' so much Beautiful for Me in many ways,
May you and your family blessed with sunshine of laughter,
new beam of energy and raindrops of happiness
as you step into another brand New year.

New Year Cheers ~ Ramya♥




ramyadevimsPosted by ramyadevims   12/23/13 at 9:28am



Dear Friend….
May you have a beautiful Holiday
wrapped in warmth
touched with wonder
and filled with peace, love
and much happiness!!

Holiday Cheers~ Ramya♥





ramyadevimsPosted by ramyadevims   12/18/13 at 11:58am



Dear Friend….
Hope your Christmas is full of fun...
Sending you smiles
Across the miles
To wish you a
Merry Christmas and hoping that you have
the most wonderful Christmas ever!

Seasonal Cheers~ Ramya♥



ramyadevimsPosted by ramyadevims   6/14/13 at 2:30pm




halfpintPosted by halfpint   2/5/11 at 1:15pm
Hi can i just say that some people (TATANIA) sounds like a great woman ...not. is making this DN for saying things about anyone ... this is a great place for desktops not shit or trying to pick up guy...i have contacted DN about this ... good luck to anyone who wants that... thanks
KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/4/11 at 10:31pm
KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/4/11 at 10:30pm
KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/3/11 at 11:03pm


Some more funny junk tomorrow :) :) Happy Friday!


KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/3/11 at 11:00pm
Definition of stupid :D





KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/3/11 at 12:58am


An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients.

As he approached the receptionist desk he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name.

In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, ‘YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?’

All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man.

He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied,

‘NO, I’VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON’T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.
jasnasPosted by jasnas   2/2/11 at 4:09pm
Hello Andrew - thank you for nice comment onmy cat wall - I am glad to like it! Have a great rest of week ! Jasenka
KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/1/11 at 11:02pm
Ponder on these imponderables for a minute:-

1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around

several times, does he become disorientated?

2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes?

3. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

4. If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

5. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

6. Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

7. When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/1/11 at 10:50pm
KentOnePosted by KentOne   2/1/11 at 10:48pm
Two recent court cases, have earned the attention of newspaper readers in South Africa.

1. One person was fined R1.000 for not having a TV license.

2. Another was released on bail for R500 after being arrested for murder.

The moral of this South African story:

If you do not have a TV license and the inspector comes round, kill him. You’ll save R500.

…It’s the Right Thing To Do..
KentOnePosted by KentOne   1/31/11 at 10:19pm
Young Susie was having trouble with her computer so she called Wes,
the computer guy, over to her desk. Wes clicked a couple buttons and
solved the problem.

As he was walking away Susie called after him, "So, what was wrong?"
And he replied, "It was an 'ID ten T' error." A puzzled expression
ran riot over Susie's face. " 'An ID ten T' error? What's that, in
case I need to fix it again?" He gave her a grin. "Haven't you ever
seen an 'ID ten T' error before?" Susie replied, "No." "Write it
down," he said, "and I think you'll figure it out." . . . . . . . . .
. I D 1 0 T
KentOnePosted by KentOne   1/31/11 at 10:18pm
Tea?

KentOnePosted by KentOne   1/31/11 at 10:17pm


I presume that's your cat? Very cute :) I'm a cat person myself :P
KentOnePosted by KentOne   1/31/11 at 12:53am
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