Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black][U]The Old Old Man[/U]

A guy is driving down the road when he sees an old, old man sitting on a stump, bawling his eyes out.

So the guy stops the car and asks the old man what’s the matter.

"I’ve had a great life," says the old man. "I’m a successful plumber, and I just sold my company to a large corporate builder for gazillions."

The guy says, "So what’s the problem?"

The old man snuffles into his sleeve and says, "I built myself a huge mansion with a swimming pool!"

The guy looks puzzled and says, "Okay, so what’s the problem?"

The old man wails and says, "I own a fleet of beautiful cars, and my own private jet!"

The guy scratches his head and says, "I’m with you so far, but I still don’t see what the problem is."

The old man blows his nose loudly and says, “Yesterday... I got married to a 20-year-old Playboy bunny!"

The guy loses his temper. "Dammit, old man – what's your problem?"

The old man sobs piteously. [I]"I can’t remember where I live!"[/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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