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Full Name:	Abby
Location:	State NY
Birthday:	January , 1988
Education:	i have one ��

Last Login:	4/7/20
Join Date:	6/5/14
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Interests:	music, my motorbike

Favorite Music:	Alternative, rock, pop

Favorite Books:	shades of grey

Favorite Movies:	many

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Posted by Orchid4 4/14/16 at 10:20am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6IuqlmFgXo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoWWr9WTloM

Posted by ale.andra32 3/12/15 at 5:12pm

Have a beautiful evenning my dear friend! Thank you for all your lovely comments and cards!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMb5D1W3jSU&list=PL57A27A...

Sweet dreams
hugs

alena

Posted by ale.andra32 3/10/15 at 8:06am

Have a sunfilled tuesday my dear new friend!

day
hugs

alena

Posted by Puppydawg 3/4/15 at 7:39am

Hoping you have an enjoyable Wednesday, Abby!

Posted by Orchid4 3/1/15 at 4:54am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wp2oSuh1Hy0

Posted by Puppydawg 2/7/15 at 5:36pm

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded around a table watching a little show. On the table was an upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from its owner. After some wheeling and dealing, they settled for $10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in anger, "Your duck is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience, and he didn't dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks former owner.

"Did you remember to light the candle under the pot?"

Abby, enjoy your Sunday in church, at home, or at the park! Have fun or relax... smile.

Posted by Puppydawg 2/6/15 at 3:10am

Think happy thoughts, love everyone you meet, and smile at those who hate you & confuse the hell-out-of-them!!!

Posted by Orchid4 1/28/15 at 1:57am

have a very nice day dear friend
with love

Posted by Puppydawg 1/26/15 at 10:07pm

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Sam."

One day, Sam’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around and saw our friend Sam, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Oh, you didn't think Sam became a heart surgeon, did you?

Posted by Puppydawg 1/26/15 at 3:40pm

I'M WISHING YOU TO HAVE A FUN TUESDAY, JUST REMEMBER TO PLAY FAIRLY AND BE SAFE!

Posted by Puppydawg 1/26/15 at 2:41pm

An enthusiastic door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his new territory. He knocks, as the door opens he see's a mean and tough looking woman, and before she has a chance to say anything, he rushes inside and dumps cow patties all over the carpet.

He says, "Lady, if this vacuum cleaner doesn't do wonders cleaning this up, I'll eat every chunk of it!"

She turns to him and says, "You want ketchup on that?"

The salesman says, "Why do you ask?"

"We just moved in and we haven't got the electricity turned on yet."

Posted by Puppydawg 1/25/15 at 11:41pm

At a hotel restaurant, a man sitting alone, sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm so sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and says, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."

Have a fantastic week, Abby!

Posted by Puppydawg 1/24/15 at 10:44pm

A woman alone walks into a party, looking for a date, and see's a man standing by himself, near the corner of the room. She wanders over to him, extends her hand...

"Hello," she coos. "I'm Carmen."

"That's a pretty name," he says. "Is it a family name?"

"Oh, no," she answers. "It's a name I gave to myself; you see, I like cars and men & I came up with 'Carmen.' What's your name?"

"Uh... Beer'n'golf!"

Posted by Orchid4 1/22/15 at 4:06am