Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, [I]"Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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IT'S THE WEEK-END PAULA!

WELCOME TO DESKTOP NEXUS![I]

Play safely, play hard, drink plenty of water, eat well, practice laughing, and relax before Sunday evening![/I] :)
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