Puppydawg 9 years ago

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gubicii 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black][U]DRIVING WITHOUT A LICENSE[/U]

My neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.

He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair.

He said with excitement, "You appear quite elderly to be driving."

"Well, yes, I am," she replied proudly. "I'll be 97 next month, and I am now old enough that I don't even need a driver's license anymore."

"You don't need a driver's license anymore?!?"

"That's right! The last time I went to my doctor, he examined me and asked if I had a driver's license?
I told him 'yes' and handed it to him.
He took scissors out of the drawer, cut the license into pieces, and threw them in the waste basket, saying, 'You won't need this anymore.'
So, I thanked him and left!"[/color][/B]

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[B][color=blue][I]May "Good Luck" fall upon your house like thunder, but not put holes in your roof![/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

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[B]http://youtu.be/tVgOLWVYytM

[color=black]THIS MAY MAKE YOUR VISION, SEEM FUNKY. BUT IT WILL RETURN TO NORMAL. NEVER FAIL TO TRY SOMETHING DIFFERENT; EXPERIMENTING MAY ENHANCE YOUR LIFE UPWARDS A FEW STEPS...
HAVE AN ENJOYABLE WEEK![/color][/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black]GRENADE FISHING:

1. Pull pin...
2. Throw grenade far....
3. Duck & cover....
4. Gather fish.......[/color][/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]HILLBILLY STRIPTEASE

Cletus is passing by Bob's hay barn one day when, through a gap in the door, he sees Bob doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old John Deere tractor.

Buttocks clenched, he performs a slow pirouette, and gently slides off first the right strap of his overalls, followed by the left. He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move, lets his overalls fall down to his hips, revealing a torn and frayed plaid shirt.

Then, grabbing both sides of his shirt, he rips it apart to reveal his stained T-shirt underneath. With a final flourish, he tears the T-shirt from his body, and hurls his baseball cap onto a pile of hay.

Having seen enough, Cletus rushes in and says, "What in the world're ya doing, Bob ?"

"Good grief, Cletus, ya scared the bejeebers out of me," says an obviously embarrassed Bob.

"But me 'n the wife been havin trouble lately in the bedroom d'partment, and the therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor."[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]"RUSSIAN HIGHWAY TO HELL"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FG1LGKieTxY

When it opens, scroll down for the video...
Thank God for the factory-mounted Dash-Cams!
A truck hauling flammable gasses, loses a wheel, and one of the many canister's the truck is hauling explodes! You can see the driver bail and run away while the truck is in flames! This is a truly "explosive video" that last's a bit over 4 minutes of explosion after explosion!
As soon as one tank explodes, so does the next one!
I give this one: "3 Thumbs-up!"
This can happen anywhere.... :([/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]A New SAMSUNG cell-phone display

http://youtu.be/7ge5WA2gAGo[/B]

LAVAJAVA 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]HOW TO CROSS THE STREET (after dark) SAFELY![/B]
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