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Posted by Rosasio 1/6/18 at 11:45pm

Posted by Puppydawg 3/9/15 at 1:15am

Was asked, "Do you see a dead mouse?"

After 5-minutes I answered, "What mouse?"

Have a beautiful Monday!

Posted by Puppydawg 3/4/15 at 3:30am

Posted by Puppydawg 1/21/15 at 6:43pm

CAN YOU SURVIVE AN ALL-NIGHT THIRSTY THURSDAY WITH HER, DARK D.?

Posted by Puppydawg 1/20/15 at 4:37pm

His 7-year old son has lost his first upper incisor this week. The boy woke-up to find a dollar under his pillow.

His wife was disturbed, "A whole dollar? What happened to giving out quarters?"

Last night, he lost his second front incisor. Again, the son found a dollar under his pillow.

His wife says, "Don't you think that's too much money to be giving for a tooth?"

"I don't know," the husband answers, "they looked like buck-teeth to me."

Posted by Puppydawg 1/4/15 at 9:50pm

Posted by Puppydawg 1/3/15 at 4:34pm

A friend of mine was asking how I managed to get a black eye? And I was trying to explain about seeing these two large women in the bar, last night...

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Australia?"

One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Australia?"

Posted by Puppydawg 1/1/15 at 3:20am

I have always questioned if Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton were really preachers since they have no church.

When I heard Al Sharpton was guest preacher at a black Las Vegas Church , I decided to check him out in person and see what it was all about.

I sat down and Sharpton came up to me - I don't know why, maybe it was because I was the only white person in the Church.

He laid his hands on my hand and said: "By the will of Jesus the Lord All Mighty, and the will of God, you will walk today."

I told him I was not paralyzed. He came back and laid his hands on me again, and repeated the same thing.

Again I told him there is nothing wrong with me.

After the sermon I stepped outside and lo and behold... my car had been stolen!

Posted by Puppydawg 12/27/14 at 7:57pm

Posted by Puppydawg 11/18/14 at 11:19pm

Wisconsin Farm Kid Joins the Marines

Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you get to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. But I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water.

Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on 'route marches,' which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A 'route march' is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The Captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake. I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6' and 130 pounds and he's 6'8' and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,

Alice

Posted by Puppydawg 4/18/14 at 11:07pm

Why women have handbags.

http://youtu.be/kQ0gLlSdoHM

Posted by Puppydawg 4/18/14 at 11:02pm

MEN...YOU HAVE TO LOVE THEM.

http://safeshare.tv/w/GnFzeOCVZF

This was shared by Monarch through me.

Posted by brolly 3/20/14 at 11:50pm

Posted by Puppydawg 1/10/14 at 11:34am

I have found the one I was looking for!

http://youtu.be/5otKLDrKf88

Sing-along and join-in the party of people who get's this song stuck in their head's! Including me!

Posted by ChociPuppy 12/18/13 at 2:13am

Hallow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!^_^

Posted by Rosasio 12/15/13 at 8:31pm

Posted by Puppydawg 10/18/13 at 4:39am

How did HE do this trick?

http://i.imgur.com/c8qLo29.gif

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