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A couple was riding up the ski lift at one of the popular Colorado resorts. Suddenly the woman complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to fear - that he was sure some kind of powder room was at the top. He was wrong, and the pain did not go away.
If you have ever had Nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below zero doesn't help matters.
With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the problem, suggested that since she was wearing an all white ski outfit that would camouflage her, she could go off into the woods. She headed for the tree line and began disrobing.
If you've ever parked on a slope, then you know there is a right way, and a wrong way to "set" your skis, so you don't move. Yup, you guessed it. In her hurry, she had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are not forgiving, even during embarrassing moments. Without warning, the woman found herself sliding backwards, picking up speed, out of control, racing through the trees, back down the slope. Her derriere was still bare, her pants down below her knees, creating an unusual vista for other skiers.
The woman skied, if you define the word loosely, back under the lift and finally collided violently with one of the support pylons. The bad news was that she broke her arm, and was unable to pull up her ski pants.
At long last her husband arrived, put an end to the nude show, then went to the base of the mountain and summoned the ski patrol, who transported her to the hospital.
In the emergency room she was regrouping when a man with an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers.
"So how did you break your leg?" she asked the man, making small talk.
"It was the damnedest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up the ski lift and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman skiing backward out of control down the mountain with her bare bottom hanging out of her clothes and her pants down around her knees. I leaned over to get a better look... and I guess I didn't realize how far I'd moved. And I fell out of the lift.
So, how did you break your arm?"