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Full Name:Nadia Patino
Location:dreamland
Occupation:mommy
Birthday:1984
Education:educated
Last Login:10/17/18
Join Date:7/27/11
Profile Views:12,025
Personal Information
About Me:I never give up and believe that all people should follow their dreams
Interests:Photoshop and photography
Favorite Music:different types
Favorite Books:Les Miserables (Victor Hugo), Alchemist, all 7 of Harry Potter,The Lord of the Rings, Catcher in the rye...well many books,I love to read !
Favorite Movies:Click,Hot chick,Bruce Almighty,Gone with the wind,Lord of the Rings
Favorite TV Shows:none
Favorite Quotes:If life gives you hundred reasons to cry,show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile...You cant get a rainbow without rain !
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gubiciiPosted by gubicii   2/26/16 at 6:06pm
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Kal6217Posted by Kal6217   10/30/15 at 7:33am
Nadia, hi, I'm David, Kal6217, and I just happened to on here checking on messages and whatnot when I came across your page!! I see that you love cats and dogs and I have two beautiful cats myself and a group called Pet Talk and thought that maybe you'd like to join!! You're welcome to visit my page and see my other pictures as well and I hope to talk with you real soon!!!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/24/15 at 5:50am
This is serious stuff, right here; this is why I'm typing it in "red" ink... and if you disagree with it, today, let me know. I'll remove it, and say no more.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/22/15 at 4:43am
Watch this for a musical joke!

https://youtu.be/4U1ShwjleSE
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   7/19/15 at 8:46am


"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today." Abraham Lincoln


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/15 at 6:07pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/23/15 at 6:48am
Just for fun, I challenge you to outdance the Ross Sisters.

https://youtu.be/61cY1ILv60k
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/25/15 at 3:27pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/23/15 at 12:58am


Q: What do you call someone who speaks 3-languages?

A: Multilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks 2-languages?

A: Bilingual.

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Q: What do you call a person who speaks only 1-language?

A: An American! :D


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/20/15 at 7:43am
Grab your "Granny Glasses" to read
the fine print at the bottom. ME
TGIF


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/18/15 at 9:52am


Hope and pray for warmer tomorrows, but not scorching hot days and nights!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/16/15 at 7:11am
Children... Our future is in their hands!


Timmy was playing in the living room floor... When all of a sudden his mom comes from the kitchen and says, "Timmy, when your father comes home, please tell him to come to our bedroom immediately."

Although suspicious, he agrees.

Later, when his dad comes home, Timmy says, "Daddy! Daddy! Mom wants you to go to your room!"

The dad then goes upstairs to the master bedroom. Timmy is curious and quietly follows his father upstairs. When his father goes in, he locks the door. Timmy gets on his knees and looks through the keyhole and sees his mom standing naked in front of his dad.

She says, "John, I want a baby."

Timmy is shocked to realize that... after 9 months he has a baby sister in the house.

Timmy gives this some hard thinking, then goes to his mom and says, "Mommy! Mommy! When daddy comes home, tell him to go to my room, please?!"

She's surprised by his request, but says, "Yes" anyway.

Later, when his father comes home, his mom says, "John, Timmy wants you to go to his room."

John then goes to Timmy's room, where he sees his son standing naked. Timmy locks the door, looks his father dead in the eye, and says, "Daddy, I want a new bike."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/13/15 at 2:41am


Nadia, can you watch this You Tube video without feeling ill from the panorama visual?

https://youtu.be/h3LeVGOBjSg


THIS IS ANOTHER FRIDAY THE 13TH!
I HOPE I CAN PASS-ON TO YOU THE SAME GOOD-LUCK WITH MONEY AS I GET ON THE 13TH!

HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/11/15 at 8:12am
A few chuckle lines from the "dilly of them all," Phyllis Diller (1917-2012) who was generating funny lines for years before she really began to entertain.

XXXX

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age. As your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.

Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

Best way to get rid of kitchen odors is to Eat out.

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once.

I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.

Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going.

Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.

We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve years telling them to sit down and shut up.

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.

The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.

His finest hour lasted a minute and a half.

Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves.

My photographs don't do me justice -they just look like me.

I admit, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.

Tranquillizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

I asked the waiter, "Is this milk fresh?" He said, "Lady, three hours ago it was grass."

The reason the golf pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing.

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type.
-Phyllis Diller

http://youtu.be/IwzOflhCJCo

I grew-up watching Bob Hope and Phyllis Diller every Saturday afternoon at our local theater and on TV. She was one funny lady, and she and my mom were so much alike. Nadia, each were skinny, laughed the same, had bird-legs, liked to tell jokes, and loved to sing! My mom died 16-years ago, and I miss their laugh!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/10/15 at 4:31am



Nadia, have a beautiful Tuesday!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/9/15 at 5:13am
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb, and one foot in the gutter.

A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in pal. You're obviously drunk."

The wasted man asked, "Offisher, are you abwolutely shure I'm dwunk?"

"Yeah buddy, I'm sure," said the cop, "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness. I thought I was cwippled."

"You think your walking's bad?" said the cop. "You should see how some people park, and they're sober."




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/8/15 at 11:20am
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