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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/4/17 at 12:16am
LOL :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/2/17 at 4:37am
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/2/17 at 4:04am


A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a
box of frozen crabs and asked the blonde stewardess
to take care of them for him.

She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator.

He advised her that he was holding her personally
responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in an
arrogant manner that he was a "lawyer" and threatened
what could happen to her if she let them thaw-out.

Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin,

"Would the lawyer who gave me the crabs in the Big Easy, please raise your hand?"

Not one single hand went up... So she took them home and enjoyed a wonderful meal.

There are two lessons here:

1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are.

2. And Blondes aren't really as dumb as most folks think.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/5/17 at 4:44pm
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/20/17 at 2:43am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/14/17 at 2:56pm
Do you celebrate Valentine's Day?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/9/17 at 2:15am
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/17 at 5:14am
With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/17 at 7:37pm
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Merry Christmas bro! Wish you to be healthy and wealthy!
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