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beth2shyPosted by beth2shy   10/2/16 at 10:36pm
Cad_SnapPosted by Cad_Snap   6/4/16 at 12:21pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/10/16 at 2:38pm


As a truck driver stops at a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door.

The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you're losing some of your load."

The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window.

As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street. At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window.

Again she says "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"

When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde's car.

He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Devon! Okay?
It's winter-time in New York! Yes?
And I'm driving the SALT TRUCK!"



LamamakePosted by Lamamake   1/26/16 at 1:06pm
judya1Posted by judya1   1/6/16 at 1:39pm










Wishing a phantastic 3-Kings-Day to you

Well, at least the long row of holidays is over now.

hugs judy
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/30/15 at 7:34am

...for being my friend!


ApplebloomPosted by Applebloom   12/22/15 at 7:44pm
Merry Christmas jenny !
May you have a wonderful time..

SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   12/21/15 at 2:02pm






















Wish you all wonderful Holidays with many gifts and i wish everyone an amazing start into the new year 2016, with much health and happiness! I'll be back in next year!

Christmas Greetings
~SkyPhoenixX1~





PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/18/15 at 5:07am


Robotics' and Transformer's are awesome.

https://youtu.be/iKqpvriKZuA

Have a good Friday & week-end!




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/23/15 at 8:39am


I, Alice Smith, was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his diploma, which had his full name.

Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 30-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?

Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.

After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High school.

"Yes. Yes, I did," he gleamed with pride.

"When did you graduate?" I asked.

He answered, "In 1967. Why do you ask?"

"You were in my class!" I exclaimed.

He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat, gray-haired man asked, "What did you teach?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/28/15 at 5:32pm
I wish you a lovely day: not too warm & not too cool!



Nine Important Facts To Remember As We Grow Older:

#9 Death is the number one killer in the world.

#8 Life is sexually transmitted.

#7 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

#6 Men have two motivations: hunger and hanky-panky, and they can't tell them apart. If you see a gleam in his eyes, make him a sandwich.

#5 Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.

#4 Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospital, dying of nothing.

#3 All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.

#2 In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird, and people take Prozac to make it normal.

#1 Life is like a jar of jalapeno peppers. What you do today may become a burning issue tomorrow.

Don't ignore this message. This is your only warning.

ApplebloomPosted by Applebloom   10/28/15 at 10:23am
Good Morning Jenny !

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/26/15 at 7:20pm
A successful businessman was growing old and knew it was time to choose a successor to take over the
business.

Instead of choosing one of his Directors or his children, he decided to do something different. He called all the young executives in his company together.

He said, "It is time for me to step down and choose the next CEO. I have decided to choose one of you."
The young executives were Shocked, but the boss continued.

"I am going to give each one of you a SEED today - one very special seed. I want you to plant the seed, water it, and come back here one year from today with what you have grown from the seed I have given you. I will then judge the plants that you bring, and the one I choose will be the next CEO."

One man, Jim, was there that day and he, like the others, had received a single seed. He went home and excitedly, told his wife the story. She helped him get a pot, soil and compost and he planted the seed. Everyday, he would water it and watch to see if it had grown. After about three weeks, some
of the other executives began to talk about their seeds and the plants that were beginning to grow.

Jim kept checking his seed, but nothing ever grew. Three weeks, four weeks, five weeks went by, still nothing.

By now, others were talking about their plants, but Jim
didn't have a plant and he felt like a failure.

Six months went by -- still nothing in Jim's pot. He just knew he had killed his seed. Everyone else had trees and tall plants, but he had nothing Jim didn't say anything to his colleagues, however, he just kept watering and fertilizing
the soil - He so wanted the seed to grow.

A year finally went by and all the young executives of the company brought their plants to the CEO for inspection.

Jim told his wife that he wasn't going to take an empty pot.
But she asked him to be honest about what happened. Jim felt sick to his stomach, it was going to be the most embarrassing moment of his life, but he knew his wife was right. He took his empty pot to the board room.

When Jim arrived, he was amazed at the variety of plants grown by the other executives. They were beautiful - in all shapes and sizes. Jim put his empty pot on the floor and many of his colleagues laughed, a few felt sorry for him!

When the CEO arrived, he surveyed the room and greeted his young executives.

Jim just tried to hide in the back.

"My, what great plants, trees and flowers you have grown," said the CEO. "Today one of you will be appointed the
next CEO!"

All of a sudden, the CEO spotted Jim at the back of the room with his empty pot. He ordered the Financial Director to bring him to the front. Jim was terrified.

He thought, 'The CEO knows I'm a failure! Maybe he will have me fired!'

When Jim got to the front, the CEO asked him what had happened to his seed, Jim told him the story.

The CEO asked everyone to sit down except Jim. He looked at Jim, and then announced to the young executives, "Behold your next Chief Executive Officer! His name is "Jim!"

Jim couldn't believe it. Jim couldn't even grow his seed.

"How could he be the new CEO?" the others said.

Then the CEO said, "One year ago today, I gave everyone in this room a seed. I told you to take the seed, plant it, water it, and bring it back to me today. But I gave you all boiled seeds; they were dead - it was not possible for them to grow. And all of you, except Jim, have brought me trees and plants and flowers. When you found that the seed would not grow, you substituted another seed for the one I gave you. And Jim was the only one with the courage and honesty to bring me a pot with my dead seed in it.

Therefore, Jim is the one who will be the new Chief Executive Officer!"



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/22/15 at 1:29pm




Because I’m a guy and this is the year 2015, I will share equally in the housework.
You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and the dishes, and I’ll do the rest.


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/20/15 at 7:57pm


At the cemetery, near the grave stood an old man, head bowed. The Preacher had said the last prayer over the old man's wife who's casket was being lowered into the ground. Most of the crowd started heading for their vehicles as dark clouds began to close-out the sun. Lightning flashed across the horizon, a clap of thunder rolled out across the valley floor as it echoed from one hill to another near this place. Another flash of lightning struck a tree nearby, and the Preacher flinched.

"Yep!" says the old man looking skyward. "She wasted no time and announced that she's made it, there!"



ApplebloomPosted by Applebloom   10/19/15 at 4:21pm
Hope this new week will be really nice for you !

Greetings from a chilly Sweden



giving tips today...look what you can do with orange...
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/19/15 at 12:19pm


Three drunk guys entered a taxi. The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he started the engine & then turned it off again.

Then said, "We have reached your destination."

The 1st guy gave him money & the 2nd guy said, "Thank you."

The 3rd guy slapped the driver.

The driver was shocked, and thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did. But then he asked, "What was that for?"

The 3rd guy replied, "Control your speed next time, you nearly killed us all!"


ApplebloomPosted by Applebloom   10/11/15 at 12:40pm
Relaxing sunday Jenny !

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/10/15 at 5:22pm


Jason has just come home from a long day at his Photographic Studio. His wife, Becky, meets him at the front door, and kisses him on the cheek.

Becky says, ”Did you bring home the snapshots like I
asked? You probably didn't! You never listen to me! You never remember anything! Oh! You did get them. Well,
thank goodness for miracles. Let me see them! This shot
is terrible and this one is even worse. Oh, my God! This
one is horrible and this one is a disaster. In fact, this is
the worst lot of photographs I have ever seen in my life!
You can’t do anything right! You can’t drive a car properly! You can’t even change a fuse. You can’t sing in tune, and
as a photographer, you are the worst! Just take a look at these pictures: in every one you took, I have my mouth open!”


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