JAVAJODI 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]PLEASE READ. AND FORWARD TO YOUR FRIENDS.
Kids are putting Drano, tin foil, and a little water in plastic drink bottles and capping it up
- leaving it on lawns, in mail boxes, in gardens, on driveways etc. just waiting for you to
pick it up, intending to put it in the rubbish, but you'll never make it!...........If the bottle is
picked up, and the bottle is shaken even just a little - in 30 seconds or less it builds
up enough gas which then explodes with... enough force to remove some your extremities.
The liquid that comes out is boiling hot as well.
Don't pick up any plastic bottles that may be lying in your yard, or in the gutter, etc.
Pay attention to this!!!
A plastic bottle with a cap.
A little Drano.
A little water.
A small piece of foil.
Disturb it, by moving it......... and BOOM!!
No fingers left and other serious effects to your face, eyes, etc.
THIS IS NOT A JOKE, NOR A JOKING MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS AN ACT OF TERRORISM AND THE LAW WILL PROSECUTE UNDER THIS TERM!
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WARN ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THIS, WHO DO NOT HAVE ACCESS TO THE INTERNET![/B]

Triangiel 13 years ago

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Puppydawg 13 years ago

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Puppydawg 13 years ago

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Puppydawg 13 years ago

[B]THE WATERMELON PATCH

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.

After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The sign says, “Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been poisoned.”

The farmer goes to inspect his field the next morning and finds a new sign that says, “Warning, now two of the watermelons in this field have been poisoned.”

Sometimes life throws you a curve.......[/B]

Puppydawg 13 years ago

[B]Hello Cissie![/B]

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[B]May God Bless and Keep you

Your friend,:)

Roger:D[/B]

Puppydawg 13 years ago

[B]Dear Cissie,

Did you hear the one where a old man and his wife had come out of a sidewalk resturant, with shopping bags hanging off of their arms, and saw a Police Officer putting a parking ticket under the windshield wiper on a car near the curb?
"What's the problem, Officer?" asked the elderly man.
"The Parking meter ran out," he answered.
"How was we supposed to know how long it would take us?" asked the lady.
"Just the same, ma'am, you get a ticket for the expired meter!"
"We weren't gone all that long," the man took a turn.
"Rules are rules," said the Officer. "On my watch, you pay what's due!"
"Well I think this is a crock of horse-biscuits!"
"Ma'am, what did you say?" asked the Officer.
"Now, Marge, the Officer can't do us any favors, EVEN IF WE DO KNOW the MAYOR PERSONALLY!"
The officer took out his ticket book, and started writing.
"What now, liver-lips?" asked the lady.
"Trying to bribe an Officer-On-Duty, and Name-Calling," he replied.
"There's nothing you can officially do to us," said the lady.
The officer stuck two more tickets under the wiper-blade.
"There!" he said. "I'll see you in Court!"
"No, you won't, you scum-sucker!" she answered back, as she and her husband turned away.
The Officer watched the couple, then turned back at their car. "Where are you going?"
"We're going home," answered the old man, as he helped his wife into a transit-bus."Good-day, Officer!"
"What about your car?" asked the Policeman.
"We don't own a car; can't park in the city!"

:D[/B]

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