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Hello Tabitha!

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1. We all love to spend money buying new clothes, but we never realize that the best moments in life are enjoyed without any.

2. Having a cold drink on hot day with a few friends is nice, but having a hot friend on a cold night - PRICELESS.

3. Condoms don't guarantee safe sex. A friend was wearing one when he was killed by the woman's husband.

4. Arguing over a woman's bust size is like choosing between Molson, Heineken, Carlsberg, & Budweiser. Men may state their preferences, but will grab whatever is available.

5. I haven't verified this on Snopes, but it sounds legit… A recent study found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

ENJOY THIS BLESSED DAY OF REST, AND HAVE A BEAUTIFUL WEEK!

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I hope all is going well and you're having a great week so far! I've started a new group called "Double or Nothing" You should check it out!! I'd love for you to join!!
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Take care ♥♥

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Have a beautiful weekend

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TWO NUNS


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!

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Have a happy new week, Tabitha ♥

Hello Tabitha
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Thank you for your beautiful posts, comments and visits much appreciated!
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Have a beautiful day
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Hugs ♥♥

Have a Happy 4th of July!
Beth

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A couple was going out for the evening. The last thing they did was to put the cat out.

The taxi arrived, and as the couple walked out of the house, the cat shoots back in. So the husband goes back inside to chase it out.

The wife, not wanting it known that the house would be empty, explained to the taxi driver, "He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother.”

A few minutes later, the husband got into the taxi and said, “Sorry I took so long, the she was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her butt with a coat hanger to get her to come out!”
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Happy St Paddys Day on March 17!
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Hello Tabitha!





Thank you for your comment and faving Fantasy Land.
Enjoy your day! Stay warm.

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Thanks so much, Tabitha
Have a lovely day☼♫

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