gubicii 9 years ago

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gubicii 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, [I]"Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"[/I]
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gubicii 9 years ago

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gubicii 9 years ago

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0MYSTICALSTAR0 9 years ago

"A single rose can be my garden... a single friend, my world"
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=red][I]I've had my computer un-plugged, because of lightning![/I][/color]

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[B][color=black]Two older men with Alzheimer's are sitting in a park, and an ice-cream van pull's up nearby. Bob turns to Bill and asks, "Do you want an ice-cream, Bill?"

Bob says, "Yes, please, with chocolate syrup. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't forget, don't worry. Anything else?"

Bill says, "In that case, I'll have some chopped nuts on it, too. Don't forget."

Bob says, "I won't, don't worry. Chocolate syrup and chopped nuts, coming right up," and Bob wanders off in the direction of the ice-cream van.

Forty minutes later, Bob finally turns up with two hot-dogs.

Bill screams, [I]"You blunder-head! I knew you'd forget! You [U]knew[/U] I wanted mayonnaise on mine!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black]Q: Where can single men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested?
A:[I] Try a bookstore, under Fiction.[/I]

Q: How can you increase the heart rate of your over 60-year-old husband?
A: [I]Tell him you're pregnant.[/I]

Q: How can you avoid that terrible curse of the elderly wrinkles?
A: [I]Take off your glasses.[/I]

Q: What can I do for these crow's feet and all those wrinkles on my face?
A: [I]Go braless. It will usually pull them out...[/I]

Q: Why should 60-plus year old people use valet parking?
A: [I]Valets don't forget where they park your car.[/I]

Q: Is it common for 60-plus year olds to have problems with short term memory storage?
A: [I]Storing memory is not a problem, retrieving is the problem.[/I]

Q: As people age, do they sleep more soundly?
A: [I]Yes, but usually in the afternoon.[/I]

Q: Where should 60-plus year olds look for eye glasses?
A: [I]On their foreheads.[/I]

Q: What is the most common remark made by 60-plus year olds when they enter antique stores?
A: [I]"Gosh, I remember these!"[/I]

AGE IS ONLY A NUMBER... YOU'RE ONLY AS OLD AS YOU FEEL![/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=green]Watch this when you tire of muscled men & pretty women.

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MiaBella 10 years ago

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