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Full Name:Chris Barker
Location:Auburn, Washington
Birthday:January 7th
Education:B.Mus, M.A. music
Last Login:12/7/11
Join Date:3/15/11
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My Website:http://home.comcast.net/~cdbarker/index.htm
About Me:I Create Stuff

I record books The Bible Versus Dispensational Eschatology, a 318-page book, 160 MP3s, 353 MB, 14.5 hours. I did the entire project in my home studio: design, recording, narration, editing, processing.

I create music In the computer game industry for 10 years, composing, performing and recording music for 26 games. Sound track of the year award by Computer Game Review magazine. Positive reviews for other games. Sound tracks for an Indie film short and a 92-minute Indie movie. Masters degree in music. Professional symphony violinist. Taught college piano, music theory and history. Professional church choir director.

I write and edit. I created and edited documentation for customers running our warehouse management software. I was the semi-official editor for any documents leaving the office. I gave weekly classes in business English. I wrote introductory and explanatory stories for a computer game manual.
Interests:Trying to remember what I did ten minutes ago.
Favorite Music:Incredibly difficult, fast classical piano music.
Favorite Books:Audio, non-fiction. Try "Ten Books that Screwed Up The World, and Five That Didn't Help" by Benjamin Wiker, Ph.D.
Favorite Movies:I'm watching Blazing Saddles at the moment. (Of course, you KNOW that it's non-fiction.)
Favorite TV Shows:Doc Martin
Favorite Quotes:"If life were easy, everybody would want one." Chris Barker, 1997
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