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Journal for Puppydawg Journal for Puppydawg
Jan
17
Happy
Physical Therapist on a Golf Course (joke)
[B]Physical Therapist on Golf Course


Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her
ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at
his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately began to apologize.
"Please allow me to help. I\'m a Physical Therapist and I know I could
relieve your pain if you\'d allow me," she told him.
"Oh, no, I\'ll be all right. I\'ll be fine in a few minutes," the man
replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still
clasping his hands there at his groin.
At her persistence, however, he finally allowed her to help. She gently
took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put
her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and
asked, "How does that feel?"

" Feels WONDERFUL, " he replied " but I still think my thumb\'s broken. "[/B]
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