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Dec
25
Happy
A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.

When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, “Is this a union house?”

"No," she replied, "I’m sorry it isn’t."

"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules."

The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

"The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

"That’s more like it!" the union man said.

He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde.

"I’d like her," he said.

"I’m sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,

"But Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she’s next.\'" :D

Nov
19
Happy
If these blood clots was smaller I could come and visit and meet you (face to face).
You know I love you and you are my best friend!
Roger :D
Nov
19
Happy
I\'m very glad you are still here, Kate!
I only wish I felt better and I could come and meet you, face to face, but these blood clots have me limited on what I can do.
Your best friend, Roger :D
Apr
29
Neutral
"What did I send, since you erased it from the screen, I have no idea what I sent to you?" _claims memory loss (this always works, since in a misogynist\'s view, a woman ranks second to a man in everything, especially in intellect)."Also, I would NEVER knowingly harm a female anything..." _ "anything"? Yes, she is an object of fear, someone not to be trusted with feelings, or your assets such as money, because she is illogical, irrational, vain and na�. She is either a mother type, or a hore type. If a man has a poor emotional bonding with his mother during his childhood, such a man, according to S. Freud (a father of psychology) may distrust women in general and have a poor opinion of either all women, or only those that remind him in some way of his mother.Please accept my apology. _I can accept apology, but you\'ll do it again, and again, and again until you resolve your inner, deep-seated conflicts about women.I truly meant no harm. _sorry, but yes you did mean to harm, to harm my confidence in myself as a female, who is your counterpart. Shall I continue?

Posted: 4-29-14 11:09pm
Apr
20
Happy
Yes, ma\'am I miss you... :( But you said I could reach you in a PM? Does your computer made an audible ring when you get a PM???:D :D

HAPPY EASTER, ELAINE! Lord knows, you need happiness of some kind in your life!

Loving you from afar......
Roger :D
Jan
4
Happy
BRAVO, TOM! BRAVO! WELL SAID AND WELL WRITTEN!
May
9
Sad
Hello Roger I\'m leaving DN.
This will be my last post to you.
Take good care of your self my friend.
(Yesterday at 7:15pm, 5-8-2013)
Feb
28
Wink
[B]I can relate to your pain....

In 1962, I cracked my right collar bone.

In 1972, I was shot in the leg.

In 1975, I had both wrists banged; one broken and one cracked.

In 1978, I had my right lung operated on.

In 1981, I cracked 3 ribs, falling out of a tree.

In 1984, I broke my big toe, in the first joint, by a misguided sledge-hammer.

In 1998, I had my left lung operated on.

In the following years, I\'ve suffered numerous ankle sprains/twists!

Feb
16
Sad
My DN “wonderland”
A better world I\'ve created,
visions of the future and how it should all be…
My thoughts run as deep as the moon and sea,
parallel universes make sense to me….
A world full of hope and positivity,
a world full of dreams and romance….
A world full of true honesty and spirituality,
A world full of creativity and harmony
And I look around at reality,
it hurts and I lose my sanity….

In truth the world is a pretty terrible place, and if we fully accept that it\'ll surely destroy us. It\'s sad to think we all have so much potential and so much passion we have to smother within the deepest corners of ourselves? I don\'t believe in hiding how I feel because I\'ll surely become a liar like the rest. You either live a lie or find yourself admitting a hard truth to the people you love when you let them know your secrets down the road. Embrace the passion and creativity you have and let others see, maybe many will discard you but a few may cherish you. None of us are alone, we\'re just spread few and far between. A society is made of individuals, show a little of yourself and maybe that will echo throughout everyone else and start change.....

Oscar Wilde once said with his usual wit: Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.....

Sara’s quote ... “no one can do YOU! better than YOU.... so be your “special” selves

One last song ... from my heart to yours ..
I will miss you all.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=so6ExplQlaY

Good bye.
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