[URL=http://architecture.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/709669/][/URL]

A blonde woman goes up to a salesperson and says, gesturing to a product, "I would like to buy this TV."

Salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

Outraged, the blonde leaves the store, dyes her hair red, and returns the next day attempting to buy the TV.

The salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The frustrated blonde storms out of the store and returns the next day with black hair.

"Can I PLEASE buy this damn TV?"

The salesperson replies, "Sorry, we don't sell to blondes."

The blonde screams and almost cries, "How did you always know? I came several times with different hair colors and you still say I can't buy it!"

"Well, ma'am," he says, "I can't sell you this TV, because it's a microwave."

[url=http:///graphics/107/p/1/][/url]
[url=http://www.ubercomments.com]Uber Comments[/url]

[URL=http://nature.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/27941/][/URL]
[URL=http://abstract.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/870541/][/URL]

[url=http://www.dreamies.de][/url]

You said it right about anime that it is not something to throw away.
from:Rosasio(james)

Hi, hope you have a great week .

[URL=http://nature.desktopnexus.com/wallpaper/1286283/][/URL]

Dear friend, the winter of northern Hemisphere has come, be careful cold, thank you.

Hi, dear friend, share my new video with you. http://youtu.be/o9bLsk_Mf80

Hi . I really enjoyed looking through your wallpapers, good work .

- for your lovely visits and comments, for always brightening my days





> "Just living is not enough... one must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. "
> -Hans Christian Anderson-




The Atheist and the Shark

There is this atheist swimming in the ocean. All of the sudden he sees this shark in the water,
so he starts swimming towards his boat.

As he looks back he sees the shark turn and head towards him. His boat is a ways off and he starts swimming like crazy.
He's scared to death, and as he turns to see the jaws of the great white beast open revealing its teeth in a horrific splendor,
the atheist screams, "Oh God! Save me!"

In an instant time is frozen and a bright light shines down from above. The man is motionless in the water when he hears
the voice of God say, "You are an atheist. Why do you call upon me when you do not believe in me?"

Aghast with confusion and knowing he can't lie the man replies, "Well, that's true I don't believe in you,
but how about the shark? Can you make the shark believe in you?"

The Lord replies, "As you wish," and the light retracted back into the heavens and the man could feel the water begin to move once again.

As the atheist looks back he can see the jaws of the shark start to close down on him, when all of sudden the shark stops and pulls back.

Shocked, the man looks at the shark as the huge beast closes its eyes and bows its head and says,
"Thank you Lord for this food for which I am about to receive..."........


Yum Yum for You




from Tala

To exercise your laughing muscles :
http://youtu.be/J1gINrb_Gdo

Hello to you my Friend
Wish you a Blessed weekend with Sunshine,Fun and Love


-for your lovely visits and comments, for your Smiles that brightens my days



"Man is least himself when he talks in his own person.
Give him a mask,and he will tell you the truth."
-Oscar Wilde-



.....


.... perhaps a bit too much self-confidence ...


"A man was walking on the beach one day and he found a bottle half buried in the sand.
He decided to open it. Inside was a genie. The genie said,
" I will grant you three wishes and three wishes only."
The man thought about his first wish and decided,
"I think I want 1 million dollars transferred to a Swiss bank account!"- POOF!
Next he wished for a Ferrari red in color.- POOF!
There was the car sitting in front of him.
He asked for his final wish,
" I wish I was irresistible to women!"
- POOF!
He turned into a box of chocolates......
- Sendt me by my friend Kendra-





from Tala

Enjoy :

For fans of classic :

http://youtu.be/p30VTY_pGho


For fans of metal ballads :

http://youtu.be/p9Fyib7NZ8w


For fans of the Final Fantasy-series and Rock :

http://youtu.be/rf8L8E8vdj0


For fans of folk-music :

http://youtu.be/MOKseXu8FOs

[url=http://www.dreamies.de][/url]

thanks

ty for comment
have ana amazing week also^^
happy new year!!!!
[url=http://www.glitter-graphics.com][/url]

[url=http://www.glitter-graphics.com][/url]

[center][url=http://www.candyti.me][/url][/center]

thanks pulse