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Marco_GhostlyPosted by Marco_Ghostly   6/6/17 at 5:32pm
Hi I'm the new group leader of the group Tuner Cars.
https://www.desktopnexus.com/groups/tuner-cars/

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   3/19/17 at 6:10pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/8/16 at 4:24am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 1:56pm
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!




https://youtu.be/aDIN26yxbnw



DarksongPosted by Darksong   1/11/16 at 10:21am
You're Welcome, Great Cars ;)




PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/24/15 at 5:40am

Funny, sexy, beer commercial made in Gemany

https://youtu.be/MeLxs5elNQA


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/17/15 at 8:51am



HAVE A BRIGHT, WILD, & WACKY WEDNESDAY!
:D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/15/15 at 7:24am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   6/14/15 at 6:04pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/30/15 at 8:14am
A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!”

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!”

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>


I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese, do you? You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex....you need serious help!!! Sometimes I worry about you...
:D

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/4/15 at 9:23am
What is wrong with this picture?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/26/15 at 12:24am


At a hotel restaurant, a man sitting alone, sees an attractive woman sitting alone at the next table.

Suddenly, she sneezes, and a glass eye comes flying out of her eye socket. It hurls by the man, and he snatches it from the air and hands it back to her.

"This is so embarrassing," the woman says, and she pops her eye back in place. "I'm so sorry to have disturbed you. Let me buy dinner to make it up to you. May I join you?" He nods.

The woman is a stimulating conversationalist, stunningly pretty, and the man finds they have a lot in common. He gets her phone number and says, "You are the most charming woman I've ever encountered. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies. "You just happened to catch my eye."



Have an adventurous week!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/5/15 at 12:14am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/27/14 at 8:48pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/24/14 at 10:30pm
A few years back, I allowed a friend to set-me-up with a blind date. I was supposed to go to her house and get her for our date. I was very nervous, of course.

I asked Freddy, "What do I do if she talks funny, stands oddly, she's plain looking, or ugly?"

"Just grab your chest," he answered, "fall to the ground, and fake a heart-attack! I'll bet you, that she closes the door. And when she does, that will be it!"

It sounded good, so I called her and we seemed to have a lot in common. I asked her what time she would be ready, and find out where she lived. When the time came, I drove to her house, the grass looked to be well manicured.

I rang the door-bell and when she opened the door, she was stunningly beautiful!

Before I could speak, she grabbed her chest, fell backward to the floor... and the door closed in my face!



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/9/14 at 5:06pm
TOO MUCH SUGAR

A fellow nurse at my hospital received a call from an anxious patient.

"I'm diabetic and I'm afraid I've had too much sugar today." the caller said.

"Are you light-headed? " my colleague asked.

"No," the caller answered, "I'm a brunette."


RedHeadsRulePosted by RedHeadsRule   2/23/14 at 8:59pm
Hi. I read what you wrote in the DN Group forum about that other site "www.forwallpaper.com" stealing our walls, and I went and checked it out and sure enough, right away I found several of mine! I know they are mine because I always bevel the edges of all of my walls and there are some images that I take and photoshop the subject to make her a redhead, if she was originally another hair color. Anyway, I'm going to look further and see if they have uploaded any of mine that I made 100% from scratch in Photoshop and ask them to remove those and see what happens. Good catch on your part! Thanks!
Gloria
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/6/14 at 10:16am
How to tell if the truck behind you is listening to the same song & radio station as you are... Turn-up your volume.

http://youtu.be/1jHfcgFAuUs

This is a good one. Watch the head-lights!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/2/14 at 9:04am
A tourist from the Atlanta area was hiking through the mountains of North Georgia when he came upon the tiniest cabin he had ever seen. Curious, he went up and knocked on the door.

"Anybody home?" he asked.

"Yep," came a kid's voice through the door.

"Is your father there?" asked the tourist.

"Pa? No, he left afore Ma came in," said the kid.

"Well, is your mother there?" persisted the tourist.

"Ma? No, she left just afore I got here," said the kid.

"But," protested the city slicker, "are you never together as a family?"

"Sure, but not here," said the kid through the door.

"Why is that?" asked the tourist.

"This is the outhouse!"

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