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[B][color=maroon]Every other Friday a factory guard saw a worker coming out of the factory pushing a wheelbarrow packed with hay.
The guard searched inside the hay, found nothing, and let the worker go.
This ritual repeated over several years until the guard's time came to retire.
When the worker pushing the wheelbarrow appeared at the gate he told him, "I know you are stealing something. I'm going to retire, and this is my last day. I won't tell anybody, tell me what're you stealing?"
The worker smiled, "I've been stealing [I]the wheelbarrows."[/I]
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[B][color=maroon]A blonde called her boyfriend on the phone and said, "Please come over here and help me… I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can’t figure out how to get it started."
Her boyfriend asked, "What is it supposed to be when it’s finished?"
The blonde said, "According to the picture on the box, it’s a tiger."
Her boyfriend decided to go over and help with the puzzle.
She let him in, and then showed him where she had the puzzle spread all over the table. He studied the pieces for a moment, then looked at the box, then turned to her and said, "First of all, no matter what we do, we’re not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."
He took her hand and said, [I]"Second, I’d want you to relax… Let’s have a nice cup of hot chocolate, and then," and he sighed, "let’s put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."[/I]
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