gubicii 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black][U]THE BARBER SHOP[/U]

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor . . . follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"[/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]http://youtu.be/Dvg7HYHJt-c[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B][color=black]I couldn't read the title.[/color][/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]Jim: So your blind date had measurements of 39-23-35?

Jeff: That's right. It's just too bad they weren't in that order.[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]I liked this one video. It's called, "Alarm."

http://youtu.be/Lc-vINJmhNk[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guy’s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I can’t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that I’ll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I can’t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, I’ll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample."

"I’m sorry officer I can’t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that I’ll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I can’t do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because... I’m too drunk!"[/B]
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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[B]Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball-type?"

"No," says Judi, "it's for his underarms."[/B]

Puppydawg 11 years ago

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