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Posted by Puppydawg 8/23/14 at 11:19pm

THE BARBER SHOP

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About 2 hours."
The guy left.

A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around at the shop and said, "About 3 hours."
The guy left.

A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?"

The barber looked around the shop and said, "About an hour and a half."
The guy left.

The barber turned to his friend and said, "Hey, Bob, do me a favor . . . follow him and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut, but he never comes back."

A little while later, Bob returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, "So, where does he go when he leaves?"

Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes and said, "Your house!"

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Posted by Puppydawg 5/8/14 at 4:56am

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Posted by Puppydawg 4/10/14 at 11:52pm

I couldn't read the title.

Posted by Puppydawg 2/1/14 at 6:59am

Jim: So your blind date had measurements of 39-23-35?

Jeff: That's right. It's just too bad they weren't in that order.

Posted by Puppydawg 2/1/14 at 6:03am

I liked this one video. It's called, "Alarm."

http://youtu.be/Lc-vINJmhNk

Posted by Puppydawg 1/30/14 at 6:41pm

A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out of the lanes.

He goes up to the guyâ€™s window and says, "Sir, I need you to blow into this breathalyzer tube."

The man says, "Sorry officer I canâ€™t do that. I am an asthmatic. If I do that Iâ€™ll have a really bad asthma attack."

"Okay, fine. I need you to come down to the station to give a blood sample." "I canâ€™t do that either. I am a hemophiliac. If I do that, Iâ€™ll bleed to death."

"Well, then we need a urine sample."

"Iâ€™m sorry officer I canâ€™t do that either. I am also a diabetic. If I do that Iâ€™ll get really low blood sugar."

"Alright then I need you to come out here and walk this white line."

"I canâ€™t do that, officer."

"Why not?"

"Because... Iâ€™m too drunk!"
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Judi and Jon got married and she was at the drug store looking at the men's toiletries. A clerk comes up to help her and asks if she needs assistance.

"I'm looking for some deodorant for my husband, Jon, but I don't know what type he uses."

The clerk says, "Is it the ball-type?"

"No," says Judi, "it's for his underarms."

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Posted by Puppydawg 1/26/14 at 5:00am

MY PLANS FOR PLACES TO TRAVEL IN 2014

I have been in many places, but I've never been in Cahoots. Apparently, you can't go alone. You have to be in Cahoots with someone.

I've also never been in Cognito. I hear no one recognizes you there.

I have, however, been in Sane. They don't have an airport; you have to be driven there.
I have made several trips there, thanks to my children, friends, family, and work.

I would like to go to Conclusions, but you have to jump, and I'm not too much on physical activity anymore.

I have also been in Doubt. That is a sad place to go, and I try not to visit there too often.

I've been in Flexible, but only when it was very important to stand firm.

Sometimes I'm in Capable, and I go there more often as I'm getting older.

One of my favorite places to be is in Suspense! It really gets the adrenalin flowing and pumps up the old heart! At my age I need all the stimuli I can get!

I may have been in Continent, and I don't remember what country I was in. It's an age thing. They tell me it is very wet and damp there.

Today is one of the many National Mental Health Days throughout the year. You can do your bit by trying to share this information to one unstable person. My job is done!

Life is too short for negative drama and petty things.

So laugh insanely, love truly, and forgive quickly! Well that forgiveness part is up to you!!!

From one unstable person to another... I hope everyone is happy in your head - we're all doing pretty well in mine.

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Posted by CiTiBoY 3/13/13 at 7:24am

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