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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/13 at 12:13am
Can you eat 150 pounds of catfish?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/13 at 8:11am
SANTA HAS SHAVED
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/17/13 at 5:57am
A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." the mother warns.

"Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"

The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And... I know why you and daddy got divorce."

"Oh really?", the mother asks, "Why is that?"

To which the girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/10/13 at 5:38am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/2/13 at 5:37pm
Here's a magic trick.... you won't believe!

http://youtu.be/i5gK2MxGR0M
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/31/13 at 1:22pm
SPOOKY - Underwater sink-hole in a lake
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/30/13 at 11:07pm
Where nightmares are born ... OMG
TriangielPosted by Triangiel   10/29/13 at 9:06am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/29/13 at 1:45am
PERFECT TIMING
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/29/13 at 12:00am
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die, I will dig my up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you, for the rest of your life!”

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme, while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: "Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old braggart dig! Hee-haw, I buried him face-down!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/28/13 at 8:57pm
There's little towns like that in your neighboring state of Iowa, we have relatives and friends that live in Iowa. I have only been to Illinois one time, (years ago) it was dark-thirty-at night, we were lost, and I was trying my best to turn around to get back to Indianapolis.... I made a big U-turn and someone screamed, "GO BACK TO ARKANSAS!" And my daughter, sticks her head out the back window, and screams back at them, "We're TRYING TO, YOU %$&^#@! AND IF YOU DON'T LIKE IT YOU CAN KISS MY & $%#@!* AND I'LL KICK YOUR %^$&(#%$!!!!!" The whole time my sister was telling me to, "DRIVE - GET US OUT OF HERE!" and "THEY'RE GOING TO KILL US IF THEY CATCH US!!!!"
It got very exciting as we raced back to the west!
And IF you drive fast enough, those towns do go by with a mere blink of the eyes!
:D
Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   10/28/13 at 10:38am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/28/13 at 1:26am
SAY "WHEN" TO STOP
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 7:44pm
BATMAN: College Days
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 7:13pm

Dear Miss Kandy,
I did have a pleasing visit with my dad and my sister, thank you!
Which part of our world do you call your home?

You don't have to be crazy to be in our group, but it helps!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 12:24pm
Glad to meet you, Kandy! Please call me, Roger, okay?
I spend my Sunday's with my dad, and I'm leaving now!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 12:23pm
I hope you don't mind my sense of humor...
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 12:20pm
CURTAIN RODS

On the first day, he sadly packed his belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases.

On the second day, he had the movers come and collect his things.

On the third day, he sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table, by candlelight; he put on some soft background music, and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar, and a bottle of spring water.

When he'd finished, he went into each and every room and deposited a few half eaten shrimps dipped in caviar into the hollow center of the curtain rods.

He then cleaned up the kitchen and left.

On the fourth day, the wife came back with her new boyfriend, and at first all was bliss.

Then, slowly, the house began to smell.

They tried everything; cleaning, mopping, and airing out the place.

Vents were checked for dead rodents, and carpets were steam cleaned.

Air fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which time the two had to move out for a few days, and in the end they even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. . . Nothing worked!

People stopped coming over to visit.

Repairmen refused to work in the house.

The maid quit.

Finally, they couldn't take the stench any longer, and decided they had to move, but a month later - even though they'd cut their price in half - they couldn't find a buyer for such a stinky house.

Word got out, and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls.

Finally, unable to wait any longer for a purchaser, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank to purchase a new place.

Then the ex called the woman and asked how things were going. She told him the saga of the rotting house. He listened politely and said that he missed his old home terribly and would be willing to reduce his divorce settlement in exchange for having the house.

Knowing he could have no idea how bad the smell really was, she agreed on a price that was only 1/10th of what the house had been worth ... but only if he would sign the papers that very day.

He agreed, and within two hours her lawyers delivered the completed paperwork.

A week later the woman and her boyfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home ......
and to spite the ex-husband, they even took the curtain rods!

I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 12:19pm
DEAR KANDY,

"WELCOME TO MY WORLD OF MIXED NUTS!"
(In my eyes, being "Fanned" means that we're good friends.
Thus, fan/friend means the same thing).

WE SHARE JOKES, STORIES, FUNNY PICTURES, WALLPAPERS, CARDS OF ALL KINDS, AND VIDEO'S; FROM THE CLOSET, TO THE TOILET (but not the contents).

I'M NOT A WALLPAPER HANGER: I'm more like a critic.
I TRY TO TELL WHAT MY EYES TELL MY HEART.
(91% Of the time my vision is blurred. Also, my screen is a 1600X900 and the enlarged walls can/may appear fuzzy to me, please be patient...)

WE TELL JOKES AS CLEAN AS POSSIBLE, AND THEY STILL BE FUNNY - MAYBE (please do share yours with us).

YOU MAY BROWSE THROUGH MY LIST OF FRIENDS, OR MY LIST OF FAVORITED WALLPAPERS. I HAVE NOTHING TO HIDE.

ENJOY YOURSELF, RELAX, WE WON'T BITE (too hard).

WELCOME TO MY GOOFY WORLD!

MAY GOD BLESS AND KEEP YOU

YOUR FRIEND, ;) :P

PUPPYDAWG/Roger 8) :D :)
P.S. Call me Roger, okay?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/27/13 at 2:22am
PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT
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