Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Can you eat 150 pounds of catfish?[/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]SANTA HAS SHAVED[/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]A Mom is driving a little girl to her friends house for a play date.
"Mommy," the little girl asks, "how old are you?"

The mother looks over at the little girl, "Honey, you are not supposed to ask a lady her age, it isn't polite." the mother warns.

"Ok," the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"

"Now really," the mother says, "these are personal questions and are really none of your business."

Undaunted, the little girl asks, "Why did you and daddy get a divorce?"

"That is enough questions, honestly!" The exasperated mother walks away as the two friends begin to play.

"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything," the little girl says to her friend.

"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her driver's license. It is like a report card, it has everything on it."

Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know how old you are, you are 32."

The mother is surprised and asks, "How did you find that out?"

"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."

The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"

The little girl continues on triumphantly, "And... I know why you and daddy got divorce."

"Oh really?", the mother asks, "Why is that?"

To which the girl replies, "Because you got an F in sex."[/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Here's a magic trick.... you won't believe!

http://youtu.be/i5gK2MxGR0M[/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]SPOOKY - Underwater sink-hole in a lake[/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Where nightmares are born ... OMG[/B]
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Triangiel 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]PERFECT TIMING[/B]
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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screams and yelling could be heard deep into the night. A constant statement was heard by the neighbors who feared the man the most. “When I die, I will dig my up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you, for the rest of your life!”

They believed he practiced black magic and was responsible for missing cats and dogs, and strange sounds at all hours. He was feared and enjoyed the respect it garnished.

He died abruptly under strange circumstances and the funeral had a closed casket. After the burial, the wife went straight to the local bar and began to party as if there was no tomorrow. The gaiety of her actions were becoming extreme, while her neighbors approached in a group to ask these questions: "Are you not afraid? Concerned? Worried? that this man who practiced black magic and stated when he died he would dig his way up and out of the grave to come back and haunt you for the rest of your life?"

The wife put down her drink and said, "Let the old braggart dig! Hee-haw, I buried him face-down!"
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