Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]WHO CARES - HOW IT HAPPENED? ... GO GET COSMIN!!![/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]Be happy - party naked![/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]YUP, TUESDAY![/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]Women's Responses To:

2 inches - I can't even hold it, properly.
3 inches - Never been so unsatisfied, in my whole life.
4 inches - I've had bigger than this.
5 inches - Good, but not enough!
6 inches - Almost, all right.
7 inches - Can't complain, now.
8 inches - Perfect!
9 inches - A bit longer but manageable.
10 inches - Means pressure on the stomach and intestine.

The above responses were to a survey on different SIZES of "Subway Sandwiches."

What was you thinking?
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COSMIN, MAY YOUR WEEK-END BE A FANTASTIC ONE![/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]A Japanese couple is arguing about how to perform highly erotic sex:

Husband: "Sukitaki. Mojitaka!”

Wife replies: "Kowanini! mowi janakpa!”

Husband says angrily: "Toka a anji rodi roumi yakoo!”

Wife on her knees literally begging: "Mimi nakoundinda tinkouji!”

Husband shouts angrily: "Na miaou kina Tim kouji!

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I can't believe you just sat there trying to read this – you don’t know Japanese, do you? You'll read anything as long as it’s about sex....you need serious help!!! Sometimes I worry about you...[/I][/color] :D
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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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[B][color=black]GOOD MORNING!

THE BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS CONSIST'S OF:

1. AN 8-OZ. GLASS OF ORANGE JUICE,
2. A BOWL OF CORN-FLAKES,
3. A HARD-BOILED EGG,
4. A SINGLE-SLICE OF BUTTERED TOAST,
5. A HALF OF A CUP OF COFFEE,
6. AND YOUR CHOICE OF (PORK, BEEF, OR CHICKEN) LIVER.

I am not a champion, so I'll have the orange-juice and a slice of buttered-toast to get my day started.
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WHATEVER YOU DO TODAY, HAVE A FANTASTIC DAY![/I][/color] [color=green]

A 6 foot long piece of rope walks into the bar, and sits down.. The bartender says "We don't serve ropes in here."

Annoyed, the rope takes off, quietly complaining under his breath.
After a week, the rope tries to get into the same bar.

The rope sits down, and the bartender says, "Hey, I told you once, we don't serve ropes in here.. Get out!"

Now, the rope is really ticked off. He leaves, but is so angry as he stews over the bars no-rope policy, he begins to twist himself into coils and tangles. Needless to say, his 'hair' gets mussed up, and disheveled, and he's worked himself into a ball of twists, and coils.

He decides to give the bar one more try, now that he's a little more "incognito."

The rope sits down at the bar, and the bartender turns to him and says, "Hey.. Aren't you a rope?"

The rope replies: "No, I'm a frayed knot." :D[/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]For the Man... "DEAL WITH IT!"[/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]Cheap thrills; look what the did... just don't get sick...[/B]

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

[B]ELDERLY COUPLE

An elderly couple go to church one Sunday.
Halfway through the service, the wife leans over and whispers in her husbands ear,

"I've just let out a silent poot. What do you think I should do?"

The husband replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."[/B]