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McKoon

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Location:	USA
Occupation:	Retired
Birthday:	August 21st, 1953
Education:	Some College

Last Login:	9/11/15
Join Date:	1/15/13
Profile Views:	70,056

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About Me:	Life is too short to do everything so I just do the best I can and enjoy it. I have 2 brothers and 1 sister - 3 dogs (Ollie, Pumpkin and Coco) - I worked with the airlines in customer service - Now days I just sit around an watch my car rust!

Interests:	Art (drawings, paintings, photography, music, dance) - Cars, airplanes and old things (such as myself!), people and humor.

Favorite Music:	Rock, Pop, New Country, soul, Funk, but no rap.

Favorite Books:	Poe, Twain, Andrews, King, Dean... and many others

Favorite Movies:	Six Days, Seven Nights, Rose Red, Gone With The Wind

Favorite TV Shows:	Bones, 12 Monkeys, Castle, Helix, Big Bang Theroy.... and many others
Favorite Quotes:	My own: You can get there from here

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Posted by Andruhaif 2/26/19 at 8:59pm

Posted by Fafucha 12/24/17 at 2:31pm

Merry Christmas!

Posted by cehenot 2/13/16 at 2:30pm

Posted by cehenot 12/31/15 at 4:14pm

Dear friend, may your days be as glittery as diamond, may your friends be as good as gold, may your heart stay as green as emerald and may your soul remain as pure as a pearl in the New Year!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-0tpgwLkx4

Posted by cehenot 12/24/15 at 2:25pm

During the miraculous time that is Christmas may you see with the eyes of a child, experience the wonder of love, and truly enjoy all that the season has to offer. Happy Holidays!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi9ukHywV-o

Posted by Puppydawg 12/13/15 at 7:27pm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5dfpe_-Lgg

Posted by Puppydawg 11/21/15 at 9:30pm

Experience life to the limits of time! Do anything & everything you want to do! Fear nothing, be all that you can be! Be at peace with yourself and.....

Posted by Puppydawg 11/15/15 at 6:25pm

WHY NOT? We are alive, we are free, and through God's love we deserve to be happy!

PUNOGRAPHY

I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.

When chemists die, they barium.

Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.

How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.

I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.

They told me I had type A blood, but it was a type-O.

This dyslexic man walks into a bra.

I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.

A cross-eyed teacher lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!

Broken pencils are pointless.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.

I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.

I dropped out of communism class because of lousy Marx.

All the toilets in London police stations have been stolen. Police say they have nothing to go on.

I took the job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.

Velcro - what a rip off!

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

Posted by Puppydawg 11/6/15 at 6:16am

HAVE A GOOD DAY,
MY FUNNY FRIEND!

Posted by Puppydawg 11/4/15 at 8:34am

A policeman was patrolling a local parking spot overlooking a golf course. He drove by a car and saw a couple inside with the dome light on. There was a young man in the driver's seat and a young lady in the back seat. He stopped to investigate. He walked up to the driver's window and knocked on the glass.

The young man looked up, cranked the window down, and said, "Yes, officer?"

"What are you doing?" the policeman asked.

"What does it look like?" answered the young man. "I'm reading a magazine."

Pointing towards the young lady in the back seat, the officer then asked, "And what is she doing?"

The young man looked over his shoulder and replied, "What does it look like? She's knitting."

"And how old are you?" the officer then asked the young man.

"I'm nineteen," he replied.

"And how old is she?" asked the officer.

The young man looked at his watch and said, "Well, in about twelve minutes she'll be eighteen."

Posted by Puppydawg 10/3/15 at 3:59pm

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Posted by Puppydawg 8/10/15 at 8:48am

BEST WISHES FOR THE WEEK!

Posted by GREENFROGGY1 3/30/15 at 4:13am

Posted by AdeleG 3/17/15 at 11:07am

Posted by Emma_Emma 3/13/15 at 9:22pm

Hi dear friend

Posted by LAVAJAVA 3/8/15 at 9:38am

Posted by Puppydawg 3/5/15 at 11:25am

Believe it or not, this was spotted flying in Europe; it was either hidden, posted as a "secret file," or a misplaced file, from this last December.

Posted by Puppydawg 3/5/15 at 10:10am

Posted by Puppydawg 3/3/15 at 11:51pm

Man knows how to produce electricity using the flow of water through the use of dams, (turbines that spin the inner windings of each unit) that makes the electricity. This and wind turbines, solar powered, coal powered, nuclear powered, but there's a new breed of a power gathering method being tested and used in Western Australia which has no toxic waste to dispose of. See the video below:

http://youtu.be/ezPzBoPoosI

See what may be coming to our future, to water shortage locations in the USA, like as California, and other parts of the USA, or desert lands across the world.
Our future generations are at stake; man can't live without clean water, because the human body consists of 85% water... Man may survive with bread and wine, but water feeds the fruit.

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