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Full Name:	MaryJane
Location:	Canada
Occupation:	Photographer
Birthday:	December 25th, 1980

Last Login:	10/5/14
Join Date:	5/12/12
Profile Views:	4,914

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About Me:	My Mom [1ellen1] is a member here also and she says that this is a great web site. I will vote and comment on a wallpaper on its merits and its merits only. As a professional photographer and graphic artist I recognize good work. If there is an image that I feel is not of quality that I feel is worth noting I will NOT vote it down. I just will not vote on it. I was taught to be fair and just when dealing with people

Interests:	photography all things Native

Favorite Music:	classical & Native

Favorite Books:	too many to list

Favorite Movies:	anything but horror and chick flics

Favorite TV Shows:	not too many
Favorite Quotes:	You hurt my family--you hurt me Walk softly on Mother Earth Give respect to all beings Treat other as you wish to be treated

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Posted by Puppydawg 1/28/15 at 2:36am

Posted by Puppydawg 1/5/15 at 12:03am

Posted by Puppydawg 1/3/15 at 6:21pm

ARE YOU ANY SMARTER TODAY THAN YOU WAS YESTERDAY? OR DO WE NEED TO START WITH A BRAINY DIET?

1. EAT SOME SPINACH FOR BETTER STRENGTH.

2. ONIONS FOR BUILDING GOOD CHARACTER.

3. APPLES TO BE MORE HEALTHY.

4. CARROTS TO SEE BETTER.

5. CABBAGE TO STRENGTHEN YOUR STOMACH MUSCLES.

6. BEANS TO MAKE YOU SMARTER!

Well, maybe beans won't actually make you smarter, but you'll know who your "true friends" really are!
Maybe...

Posted by Puppydawg 11/19/14 at 1:26am

Posted by CiTiBoY 10/17/14 at 10:50am

Posted by Puppydawg 10/5/14 at 11:02pm

TALKING DOG 4 SALE

A curious man rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies, eight years running."

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So, I signed up for a job at the airport, did some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings there, and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten bucks."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do anything that he said he did!"

Posted by 1ellen1 10/5/14 at 10:04pm

Hello MJ
thanks for the reply. It is nice that you were able to get on site.
Hopefully you will be able to stay in Madrid for awhile. Say hellos all around for me
take care
Mother

Posted by 1ellen1 10/5/14 at 11:50am

Hello daughter
I hope that all is well over there.
Here is my latest wp.

I will be doing the turkey and ham like usual.
take care
Mother

Posted by Puppydawg 10/1/14 at 2:58am

Posted by 1ellen1 9/30/14 at 4:38am

thanks for you comment on this wall--sadly not all members vote fairly on walls here and I have seen some shots that for one unknown reason or another have a -point value. I either do a 1 or do not vote. I have seen some images that when you see the image in the enlarged mode it is not of the greatest quality. And it is from the enlarged mode that I make my vote now

I hope that sooner or later you will post some of the stuff that you have done or post your website
~~Mother

Posted by Puppydawg 9/23/14 at 12:38am

TWO NUNS
  There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).
  It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.
  SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"
  SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."
  SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"
  SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."
  SM: "It's not working."
  SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."
  SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."
  SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."
  So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.
  Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.
  Then Sister Logical arrives.
  SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"
  SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."
  SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"
  SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."
  SM: "And?"
  SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."
  SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"
  SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."
  SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"
  SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."
  SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"
  SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."
  And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!

Posted by Puppydawg 9/16/14 at 1:51am

Posted by Puppydawg 9/15/14 at 11:36pm

Have you ever watched a music-less video?
Here's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," sans the music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A

I think it's very funny!

Posted by Puppydawg 9/7/14 at 6:04pm

Two brunettes shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Charlene, I’ve got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let’s try dragging him by the horns," said one brunette.

"OK," says the other.

After a while, one said, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don’t get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."

Posted by Puppydawg 8/20/14 at 7:16pm

Posted by shenosto6 8/20/14 at 3:00am

Hello Mary Jane,
I am Vivvy / shenosto6 I am a friend of your Moms .
Have a Wonderful Wednesday . Take Care .
Nice to meet you . Hugs, Vivvy

Posted by emma999 8/20/14 at 1:19am

Dear Mary Jane, just found out you on your mum's site. Hi, nice to meet you! Have a lovely day!

Posted by Puppydawg 8/12/14 at 6:08am

"I fear thee not, Satan; for God is my shield and Jesus is my spear!"

America mourns; Robin Williams.

Posted by Puppydawg 8/11/14 at 4:06am

Dear Mary Jane,

I forgot to mention that the picture of the milk and the butter was a wallpaper at Desktop Nexus, it came from their library.
Your friend,
Roger

Posted by 1ellen1 8/10/14 at 9:45am

Morning Daughter
An email coming your way about the voting situation here! Please attend to my suggestion ASAP
Everyone is doing well. And thanks for using the avatar of HB.

We did the Sunday morning breakfast today and both your pupper buddies enjoyed the bacon,ham and sausages.
take care
MOM

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MaryJane11 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:

Hello Roger Thank you for the images and the jokes,Hope that you are behaving. I am glad to hear from Mom that you are feeling a lot better.I have been really busy with work and this is the first time in AGES that I have been able to get on DNMJ

10/5/14 at 9:06pm

MaryJane11 has commented on the profile of 1ellen1:

Hello MotherThank you for the note and the new wallpapers. I like both but the T-Day one is really cute.We are all doing great over here. hopefully I will be here in Madrid for a good while and not have to trot off some where. The last job was a real pain! Email headed your waytake careMJAlso before I forget have joined the group that you mentioned and sent a hi to Roger

10/5/14 at 9:05pm

MaryJane11 commented on the Other wallpaper Let Freedom Ring.

nice shot

8/10/14 at 12:00am

MaryJane11 favorited wallpaper #1443266

Title: Betty Boop Series for 2013 #3
Category: > Other
Description: fun with image editing

7/28/14 at 3:36am

MaryJane11 favorited wallpaper #1451255

Title: Flowers of 2013 Series -Flower border1
Category: > Flowers
Description: fun with photoshop and paint.net--this image was made with both programs

7/28/14 at 3:36am

MaryJane11 favorited wallpaper #1451263

Title: Flowers of 2013 Series -Flower border3
Category: > Flowers
Description: fun with photoshop

7/28/14 at 3:36am

MaryJane11 favorited wallpaper #1451260

Title: Flower of 2013 Series -Flower border2
Category: > Flowers
Description: fun with paint.net program/photoshop
this image was made in both programs

7/28/14 at 3:35am

MaryJane11 commented on the Other wallpaper Happy Victoria Day Canada 2013 #1.

nice image

7/28/14 at 3:33am

MaryJane11 favorited wallpaper #1460362

Title: Happy Victoria Day Canada 2013 #1
Category: > Other
Description: the herald start of summer in Canada is our Victoria Day weekend
this holiday was started to celebrate the birthday of then Queen Victoria, now here in Canada we celebrate our present Queen Elizabeth's birthday at the same time

7/28/14 at 3:33am