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Full Name:MaryJane
Location:Canada
Occupation:Photographer
Birthday:December 25th, 1980
Last Login:10/5/14
Join Date:5/12/12
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About Me:My Mom [1ellen1] is a member here also and she says that this is a great web site.
I will vote and comment on a wallpaper on its merits and its merits only. As a professional photographer and graphic artist I recognize good work. If there is an image that I feel is not of quality that I feel is worth noting I will NOT vote it down. I just will not vote on it. I was taught to be fair and just when dealing with people
Interests:photography
all things Native
Favorite Music:classical & Native
Favorite Books:too many to list
Favorite Movies:anything but horror and chick flics
Favorite TV Shows:not too many
Favorite Quotes:You hurt my family--you hurt me

Walk softly on Mother Earth

Give respect to all beings

Treat other as you wish to be treated
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/28/15 at 2:36am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/5/15 at 12:03am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/15 at 6:21pm


ARE YOU ANY SMARTER TODAY THAN YOU WAS YESTERDAY? OR DO WE NEED TO START WITH A BRAINY DIET?

1. EAT SOME SPINACH FOR BETTER STRENGTH.

2. ONIONS FOR BUILDING GOOD CHARACTER.

3. APPLES TO BE MORE HEALTHY.

4. CARROTS TO SEE BETTER.

5. CABBAGE TO STRENGTHEN YOUR STOMACH MUSCLES.

6. BEANS TO MAKE YOU SMARTER!

Well, maybe beans won't actually make you smarter, but you'll know who your "true friends" really are!
Maybe...
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/19/14 at 1:26am
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   10/17/14 at 10:50am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/5/14 at 11:02pm


TALKING DOG 4 SALE

A curious man rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.

"You talk?" he asks.

"Sure do," the dog replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies, eight years running."

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So, I signed up for a job at the airport, did some undercover security work, mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in."

"I uncovered some incredible dealings there, and was awarded a batch of medals. Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

The owner says, "Ten bucks."

The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar. He didn't do anything that he said he did!"

1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   10/5/14 at 10:04pm
Hello MJ
thanks for the reply. It is nice that you were able to get on site.
Hopefully you will be able to stay in Madrid for awhile. Say hellos all around for me
take care
Mother

1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   10/5/14 at 11:50am


Hello daughter
I hope that all is well over there.
Here is my latest wp.


I will be doing the turkey and ham like usual.
take care
Mother
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/1/14 at 2:58am
1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   9/30/14 at 4:38am


thanks for you comment on this wall--sadly not all members vote fairly on walls here and I have seen some shots that for one unknown reason or another have a -point value. I either do a 1 or do not vote. I have seen some images that when you see the image in the enlarged mode it is not of the greatest quality. And it is from the enlarged mode that I make my vote now

I hope that sooner or later you will post some of the stuff that you have done or post your website
~~Mother
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/23/14 at 12:38am
TWO NUNS


There were two nuns. One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).


It is getting dark and they are still far away from The convent.


SM: "Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants?"


SL: "It's logical, he wants to rape us."


SM: "Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most! What can we do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster."


SM: "It's not working."


SL: "Of course, it's not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too."


SM: "So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute."


SL: "The only logical thing we can do is split up. You go that way and I'll go this way. He cannot follow us both."


So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.


Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.


Then Sister Logical arrives.


SM: "Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. The man couldn't follow us both, so he followed me."


SM: "Yes, yes! But what happened then?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could."


SM: "And?"


SL: "The only logical thing happened. He reached me."


SM: "Oh, dear! What did you do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up."


SM: "Oh, Sister! What did the man do?"


SL: "The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants."


SM: "Oh, no! What happened then?"


SL: "Isn't it logical, Sister? A nun with her dress up can run faster than a man with his pants down."


And for those of you who thought it would be a dirty joke?
I'll say a prayer for you!
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/16/14 at 1:51am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/15/14 at 11:36pm
Have you ever watched a music-less video?
Here's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," sans the music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A

I think it's very funny!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/7/14 at 6:04pm


Two brunettes shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Charlene, I’ve got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let’s try dragging him by the horns," said one brunette.

"OK," says the other.

After a while, one said, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don’t get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/20/14 at 7:16pm
shenosto6Posted by shenosto6   8/20/14 at 3:00am
Hello Mary Jane,
I am Vivvy / shenosto6 I am a friend of your Moms .
Have a Wonderful Wednesday . Take Care .
Nice to meet you . Hugs, Vivvy








emma999Posted by emma999   8/20/14 at 1:19am


Dear Mary Jane, just found out you on your mum's site. Hi, nice to meet you! Have a lovely day!:)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/12/14 at 6:08am

"I fear thee not, Satan; for God is my shield and Jesus is my spear!"

America mourns; Robin Williams.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/11/14 at 4:06am
Dear Mary Jane,

I forgot to mention that the picture of the milk and the butter was a wallpaper at Desktop Nexus, it came from their library.
Your friend,
Roger :D
1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   8/10/14 at 9:45am
Morning Daughter
An email coming your way about the voting situation here! Please attend to my suggestion ASAP
Everyone is doing well. And thanks for using the avatar of HB.

We did the Sunday morning breakfast today and both your pupper buddies enjoyed the bacon,ham and sausages.
take care
MOM
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MaryJane11 has commented on the profile of Puppydawg:
Hello Roger Thank you for the images and the jokes,Hope that you are behaving. I am glad to hear from Mom that you are feeling a lot better.I have been really busy with work and this is the first time in AGES that I have been able to get on DNMJ
10/5/14 at 9:06pm
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Hello MotherThank you for the note and the new wallpapers. I like both but the T-Day one is really cute.We are all doing great over here. hopefully I will be here in Madrid for a good while and not have to trot off some where. The last job was a real pain! Email headed your waytake careMJAlso before I forget have joined the group that you mentioned and sent a hi to Roger
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nice shot
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nice image
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nice image----I miss the Canada Day celebrations
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that was a good joke enjoyed it. thank you Mr Rogersee yaMJ
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