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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/24/15 at 10:38am


A Police Officer is walking down the street, approaching from about a block away thinking, "Boy, my eyes must be going-out. It looks like that woman's right breast is hanging out."

As he gets closer, it becomes very apparent that her breast is hanging out.

When he gets close enough to talk face to face, he says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?"

She says, "Why, officer?"

"Well, your breast is hanging out."

She looks down and screams, "OH MY GOD, I LEFT MY BABY ON THE BUS!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/28/15 at 7:28am


She's a tall blonde, says, "Hello!"

He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife.

So he asks, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table, with all my buddies watching?"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "Uh, no, I'm your son's teacher."


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/2/15 at 12:40pm
That certain look you get when your brother lets-a-stinker in front of mixed company.

Orchid4Posted by Orchid4   12/19/14 at 8:13am

carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   7/29/14 at 1:00am
Picasso


Pasha


The Bonilla Family - Picasso, Pasha & Carmen Love you
all our dn family of friends to the moon and back!!!!!!!

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MimibunnyPosted by Mimibunny   6/24/14 at 10:22pm
katehathewayPosted by katehatheway   6/20/14 at 9:12am
thanks you too
MaartiniPosted by Maartini   6/9/14 at 5:41pm
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katehathewayPosted by katehatheway   5/26/14 at 1:00pm
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