Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=green]Did you hear about John's mother(?) she was horrible at telling bad news -

I came home one day and found my mother looking very distressed.
She told me that she was having a bad day, felt really terrible, and that she'd been having an affair with our neighbor. And she also told me that I couldn't tell dad.

"Why not?" I asked.

She replied, [I]"Because he's just passed away."[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=red][I]Children... Our future is in their hands![/I][/color]
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Timmy was playing in the living room floor... When all of a sudden his mom comes from the kitchen and says, "Timmy, when your father comes home, please tell him to come to our bedroom immediately."

Although suspicious, he agrees.

Later, when his dad comes home, Timmy says, "Daddy! Daddy! Mom wants you to go to your room!"

The dad then goes upstairs to the master bedroom. Timmy is curious and quietly follows his father upstairs. When his father goes in, he locks the door. Timmy gets on his knees and looks through the keyhole and sees his mom standing naked in front of his dad.

She says, "John, I want a baby."

Timmy is shocked to realize that... after 9 months he has a baby sister in the house.

Timmy gives this some hard thinking, then goes to his mom and says, "Mommy! Mommy! When daddy comes home, tell him to go to my room, please?!"

She's surprised by his request, but says, "Yes" anyway.

Later, when his father comes home, his mom says, "John, Timmy wants you to go to his room."

John then goes to Timmy's room, where he sees his son standing naked. Timmy locks the door, looks his father dead in the eye, and says, "Daddy, I want a new bike."
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CiTiBoY 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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LAVAJAVA 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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A Native American Indian was hitch-hiking and was picked-up by a city-slicker who was driving past the reservation.

As they were driving along, the Indian noticed a brown paper bag in the seat between them, and inquired as to its contents.

The city man replied, "It's a bottle of wine, I got it for my wife."

The Indian looked forward at the road, nodded his head and solemnly said, "Good trade."
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B]Have you seen this video? No, it's not music:

http://youtu.be/ZVuKp5M3de8[/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][I]Yeah, yeah, I got that! Sugar and spice, yes, but, ... [/I][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black]I'M AS HAPPY AS A WELL-GROOMED PURE BRED PUPPY![/color][/B]

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HAVE A HAPPY MONDAY & LIVE A SPONTANEOUS LIFE![/I][/color][/B]

Puppydawg 10 years ago

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