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Full Name:Greg K.
Occupation:Carpentry, Painter, House doctor, Draftsman and Psycometrist.
Birthday:April 24th
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Last Login:6/4/22
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My Website:https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100001383232446
About Me:I love fantasy art and music.
I love doing detail drawings with pencil.
I'm a Taurus...
I love helping people...
I'm a psychic and give readings to people via psycometry
Interests:I like to fix houses and do woodworking, (furniture building) and paint.
Fantasy art by Don Maitz, Boris Vallejo, Tim and Greg Hilldebrant, Julie Bell, David Cherry, just to mention a few, and astronomy.
Favorite Music:ACDC, Jimi Hendrix, Joe Satriani,
Led Zeppelin, Miles Davis, Herbie Hancock, Lady GaGa, Tikiyaki Orchestra, Kava Kon ...etc.
Favorite Books:Westerns, science fiction, spirituallity, etc.
Favorite Movies:"The Good the Bad and the Ugly"
All the Clint Eastwood westerns.
All Montey Python and comedy movies!
I also love the movie called "The Planets" an electronic rendition of Gustav Holst's score by Isao Tomita. It's old but still very cool!
Also the new one... "Avatar"
Favorite TV Shows:All comedy, Montey Python, Bugs Bunny etc.
Favorite Quotes:"At our quietest moments, we entertain angels"
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/21/15 at 10:19am
sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   3/16/15 at 9:12pm
Hello Greg :)

Hugs ♥
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/4/15 at 1:49am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/3/15 at 11:07am

A man is hiking and he sees a farmer with two cows. One is black and the other is white. The man hiking walks up to the farmer and asks him, "What do you feed the cows?"

The farmer asks, "The black one, or the white one?"

"The black one," says the hiker.

"I feed it grass."

"What about the white one then?"

"I feed it grass too."

The man nods, "And where do they usually sleep?"

"The black one or the white one?" the farmer asks.

"The black one."

"In the barn," answers the farmer.

"What about the white one?" asks the hiker.

"It sleeps in the barn too," says the farmer.

The hiker starts getting frustrated, "And what do you use them for?" he asks.

The farmer asks again, "Which one?"

"The black one."

"Well, I normally use it to get milk."

"And the white one?"

"I use it to get milk too," says the farmer, scratching his arm.

The hiker is extremely angry and yells, "What the hell is wrong with you? You keep asking me which cow I mean, then give me the same response for both!"

The farmer answers calmly, "Well, because the black cow is mine."

"Oh, and what about the white cow?" asks the hiker.

"Well, it's mine too..."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/2/15 at 3:41pm
Believe it or not... Spring is just around the corner!

ElegiaPosted by Elegia   2/22/15 at 3:49am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/18/15 at 1:39am
How many people see these words, "Safety First," and pay any attention?

This guy wasn't thinking of "SAFETY FIRST!"
cat-loverPosted by cat-lover   2/14/15 at 4:55pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/15 at 1:47am

..... ARE..... YOU..... READY..... FOR..... IT?
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/15 at 12:10am

Last year, I decided to buy my mother-in-law a cemetery plot as a Christmas gift.

Then this year, I didn't buy her any gift.

When she asked me why(?) I said,

"Well, you still haven't used the gift I bought last year!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/30/15 at 12:58am
Watch this in FULL SCREEN and hang-on! Sound is optional, but I liked the tunes...


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/26/15 at 9:32pm

None of his classmates liked him because of his stupidity, especially his teacher, who was always yelling at him, "You’re driving me mad Sam."

One day, Sam’s mother came to school to check on how he was doing. The teacher told his mom honestly, that her son was simply a disaster, getting very low marks, and never had she seen such a dumb boy in her entire teaching career.

The mother was shocked at the feedback and withdrew her son from school and moved out of Sydney, relocating to Newcastle.

25 years later, the teacher was diagnosed with an incurable cardio disease. All the doctors strongly advised her to have heart surgery, which only one surgeon could perform.

Left with no other options, the teacher decided to have the operation, which was successful. When she opened her eyes after the surgery she saw a handsome doctor smiling down at her.

She wanted to thank him, but could not talk. Her face started to turn blue, she raised her hand, trying to tell him something, but eventually died.

The doctor was shocked and was trying to work out what went wrong, when he turned around and saw our friend Sam, working as a cleaner in the clinic, who had unplugged the oxygen equipment in order to connect his vacuum cleaner!

Oh, you didn't think Sam became a heart surgeon, did you?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/25/15 at 9:56pm

The next time you see or read a headline bashing police for shooting someone with a "Toy" or "Replica" gun, remember this...

The Indianapolis Police Department confiscated a "Toy" water gun during an arrest, after they realized that the suspect had hidden a Mossberg 12GA shotgun inside it, and it was a fully functioning weapon disguised to fool police.

The threat is real, all day, every day.

Still want to come to work with us and show us how "Wrong" we're doing our jobs?!

People are constantly trying to find better ways to kill us, so come on!

It takes a special breed of human to become a Police Officer. We'd be happy to have the help...

No? I didn't think so.

Please, support your local police.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/25/15 at 12:44am

A woman alone walks into a party, looking for a date. She see's a man standing by himself, near the corner of the room. She wanders over to him, extends her hand...

"Hello," she coos. "I'm Carmen."

"That's a pretty name," he says. "Is it a family name?"

"Oh, no," she answers. "It's a name I gave to myself; you see, I like cars and men & I came up with 'Carmen.' What's your name?"

"Uh... Beer'n'golf."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/15 at 9:54pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/15/15 at 12:56am

Back in the olden days, life used to be swell, but when’s the last time anything was swell? Swell has gone the way of beehives, pageboys and the D.A.; of spats, knickers, fedoras, poodle skirts, saddle shoes and pedal pushers. Oh, my aching back. Kilroy was here, but he isn’t anymore.

Like Washington Irving’s Rip Van Winkle and Kurt Vonnegut’s Billy Pilgrim, we have become unstuck in time. We wake up from what surely has been just a short nap, and before we can say, “I’ll be a monkey’s uncle!” or “This is a fine kettle of beans!” we discover that the words we grew up with, the words that seemed omnipresent as oxygen, have vanished with scarcely a notice from our tongues and our pens and our keyboards.

Poof, poof, poof go the words of our youth, the words we’ve left behind. We blink, and they’re gone, evanesced from the landscape and word-scape of our perception, like Mickey Mouse wristwatches, hula hoops, skate keys, candy cigarettes, little wax bottles of colored sugar water and an organ grinder’s monkey.

Where have all those phrases gone? Long time passing. Where have all those phrases gone? Long time ago: Pshaw. The milkman did it. Think about the starving Armenians. Bigger than a bread box. Banned in Boston. The very idea! It’s your nickel. Don’t forget to pull the chain. Knee high to a grasshopper. Turn-of-the-century. Iron curtain.
Domino theory. Fail safe. Civil defense. Fiddle-sticks! Kid-didle-hopper! You look like the wreck of the Hesperus. Cooties. Going like sixty. I’ll see you in the funny papers. Don’t take any wooden nickels. Heavens to Murgatroyd! And awa-ay we go!

Oh, my stars and garters! It turns out there are more of these lost words and expressions than Carter had liver pills. This can be disturbing stuff, this winking out of the words of our youth, these words that lodge in our heart’s deep core. But just as one never steps into the same river twice, one cannot step into the same language twice. Even as one enters, words are swept downstream into the past, forever making a different river.

We of a certain age have been blessed to live in changeful times. For a child each new word is like a shiny toy, a toy that has no age. We at the other end of the chronological arc have the advantage of remembering there are words that once did not exist and there were words that once strutted their hour upon the earthly stage and now are heard no more, except in our collective memory. It’s one of the greatest advantages of aging.

We can have archaic and eat it, too!

Badda Bing, Badda Boom!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/4/15 at 2:46pm

Just before New Year's day, a couple was riding up the ski lift at one of the popular Colorado resorts. Suddenly the woman complained to her husband that she was in dire need of a restroom. He told her not to fear - that he was sure some kind of powder room was at the top. He was wrong, and the pain did not go away.
If you have ever had Nature hit its panic button in you, then you know that a temperature of 12 below zero doesn't help matters.
With time running out, the woman weighed her options. Her husband, picking up on the intensity of the problem, suggested that since she was wearing an all white ski outfit that would camouflage her, she could go off into the woods. She headed for the tree line and began disrobing.
If you've ever parked on a slope, then you know there is a right way, and a wrong way to "set" your skis, so you don't move. Yup, you guessed it. In her hurry, she had them positioned the wrong way. Steep slopes are not forgiving, even during embarrassing moments. Without warning, the woman found herself sliding backwards, picking up speed, out of control, racing through the trees, back down the slope. Her derriere was still bare, her pants down below her knees, creating an unusual vista for other skiers.
The woman skied, if you define the word loosely, back under the lift and finally collided violently with one of the support pylons. The bad news was that she broke her arm, and was unable to pull up her ski pants.
At long last her husband arrived, put an end to the nude show, then went to the base of the mountain and summoned the ski patrol, who transported her to the hospital.
In the emergency room she was regrouping when a man with an obviously broken leg was put in the bed next to hers.

"So how did you break your leg?" she asked the man, making small talk.

"It was the damnedest thing you ever saw," he said. "I was riding up the ski lift and suddenly I couldn't believe my eyes. There was this crazy woman skiing backward out of control down the mountain with her bare bottom hanging out of her clothes and her pants down around her knees. I leaned over to get a better look... and I guess I didn't realize how far I'd moved. And I fell out of the lift.
So, how did you break your arm?"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/15 at 2:44pm

A friend of mine was asking how I managed to get a black eye? And I was trying to explain about seeing these two large women in the bar, last night...

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Australia?"

One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Australia?"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/29/14 at 6:44am

***Biscuits & Gravy Casserole***

This makes for an awesome easy breakfast for any gang. Wrap what's left (or freeze it)
for later!


1 pound sausage
1 1/2 ounces pork gravy mix (1 - package of Pioneer Brand Peppered Sausage Gravy Mix)
1 cup cheddar cheese, shredded
6 eggs
1/2 cup milk
to taste salt
to taste black pepper
1 Can (8 oz) biscuits (1 - can Pillsbury Grands Biscuits)


Preheat oven to 350 degree's. Take a 9x13 pan and spray it with Pam or whatever you like to use. Then take the Biscuits and cut them into 1" pieces and line bottom of pan. Brown Sausage and scatter over biscuits. Sprinkle with Cheddar Cheese. Whisk eggs and milk with a pinch of salt and pepper and pour it over the pan. Make Gravy mix per package directions and pour over. Bake in the oven for about 30-45 minutes. Yummy!

Also, this won't make you fat, no joke, unless you eat your friend's portion, too...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/25/14 at 11:02pm
This is what you GET for Christmas when you don't tell anyone what you do... or DON'T want as a gift!
Really? No...... but it could be!

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