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I_Love_Purple

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Last Login:	9/16/15
Join Date:	9/11/15
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Interests:	I like photography and editing pictures. And all things pretty and purple :)

Favorite Music:	I like most music. My favorite right now is Theory Of A Deadman. I really love 60's music too!

Favorite Books:	Steven King, Harlan Coben, and Nora Roberts. Just to name a few.

Favorite Movies:	To many to name, but I love comedies because I love to laugh :'D

Favorite TV Shows:	I'm a Grimm fanatic :D My absolute favorite show, American Horror Story. And I love Family Guy "Shut up Meg"

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Posted by GREENFROGGY1 7/22/16 at 9:55am

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Posted by Puppydawg 12/30/15 at 7:45am

...for being my friend!

Posted by GREENFROGGY1 12/20/15 at 1:20pm

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Posted by Puppydawg 11/13/15 at 8:18pm

As a guitarist, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a funeral director to play at a graveside service for a homeless man. He had no family or friends, so the service was to be at a pauper’s cemetery in the back country. As I was not familiar with the backwoods, I got lost.

I finally arrived an hour late and saw the funeral guy had evidently gone and the hearse was nowhere in sight. There were only the diggers and crew left and they were eating lunch.

I felt badly and apologized to the men for being late. I went to the side of the grave and looked down and the vault lid was already in place. I didn’t know what else to do, so I started to play.

The workers put down their lunches and began to gather around. I played out my heart and soul for this man with no family and friends. I played like I’ve never played before for this homeless man.

And as I played ‘Amazing Grace,’ the workers began to weep. They wept, I wept, we all wept together. When I finished I packed up my guitar and started for my car. Though my head hung low, my heart was full.

As I opened the door to my car, I heard one of the workers say, "I've never seen nothing like that before, and I’ve been putting in septic tanks for twenty years."

Apparently, I’m still lost…

Posted by GREENFROGGY1 11/13/15 at 9:40am

Posted by Puppydawg 11/2/15 at 5:50am

A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand, Joe, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week, plus free room and board. And then there's the cook, Mary, she has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week, plus free room and board.... Then there's the half-wit, Albert. He works about 18 hours every day, with no-days-off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board. But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon, every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife, occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, Albert, the half-wit!" says the investigator.

"You're talking to him," replied the rancher.

Posted by Puppydawg 10/31/15 at 10:44pm

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Posted by Puppydawg 10/24/15 at 3:14am

The teacher gave her 5th grade class an assignment: Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end.

The next day, the kids came back, and one by one, began to tell their stories.

There were all the regular types of stuff: Spilled milk, and pennies saved. But then the teacher realized, that only Janie was left.

"Janie, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told me a story about my Mommy. She was a Marine pilot in Desert Storm, and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory, and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn't break, and then she parachuted right into the middle of 20 Iraqi troops. She shot 16 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands."

''Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher. "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

"Don't Mess with Mommy when she's been drinking!"

Posted by Puppydawg 10/22/15 at 1:09pm

Because I’m a guy and this is, after all, the year 2015, I will share equally in the housework.
You do the laundry, the cooking, the cleaning, and the dishes, and I’ll do the rest.

Posted by Puppydawg 10/14/15 at 7:51pm

Stevie Wonder and Jack Nicklaus are in a bar. Nicklaus turns to Wonder and says, "How's the singing career going?"

Stevie Wonder says, "Not too bad, the latest album's gone into the top 10, so all in all I think it's pretty good. By the way, how's the golf?"

Nicklaus replies, "Not too bad. I m not winning as much as I used to, but I'm still making a bit of money. I had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that worked out now."

"I always find that when my swing goes wrong I need to stop playing for a while and think about it, then the next time I play it seems to be all right," says Stevie.

"You play golf!?" asks Jack.

Stevie says, "Yes, I've been playing for years."

"But I... you're blind! How can you play golf if you are blind?" Jack asks.

"I get my caddie to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him, then when I get to where the ball lands the caddie moves to the green or further down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice," explains Stevie.

"But how do you putt?" Nicklaus wondered.

"Well," says Stevie, "I get my caddie to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball to the sound of his voice."

Nicklaus says, "What is your handicap?"

"I play off scratch," Stevie assures Jack.

Nicklaus is incredulous and says to Stevie, "We must play a game sometime."

Wonder replies, "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and I never play for less than $100,000 a hole."

Nicklaus thinks it over and says, "OK, I'm up for that. When would you like to play?"

"I don't care - any night next week is OK with me."

Posted by GREENFROGGY1 10/12/15 at 9:45am