sundar223 7 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black]A man owned a small ranch near Great Falls, Montana. The Montana Labor Department got a tip that he was not paying proper wages to his help and sent an investigator out to interview him.

"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demanded the investigator.

"Well," replied the rancher, "there's my ranch hand, Joe, who's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1200 a week, plus free room and board. And then there's the cook, Mary, she has been here for 18 months, and I pay her $1000 per week, plus free room and board.... Then there's the half-wit, Albert. He works about 18 hours every day, with no-days-off, and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board. But, I buy him a bottle of bourbon, every Saturday night, and he also sleeps with my wife, occasionally."

"That's the guy I want to talk to, Albert, the half-wit!" says the investigator.

[I]"You're talking to him,"[/I] replied the rancher.
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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[B][color=black][I]So, I'm riding on the bus and this midget comes on, and he sits beside me.

After a couple of stops, the driver slams on the brakes and the midget slides off the seat, so I grab him by the arm and sit him down again.

Next stop, the same thing happens so again I grab him by the arm and sit him down.

By the fifth stop, the same thing happens and I'm irritated so I grab him and say, "Hold on tight or you're going to keep sliding off the seat."

He turns around and says to me, "My stop was 5 stops ago! I've been trying to get off the bus, but you won't let me!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[color=red][I]Hello H Lewis!
May God Bless you this week, and next, and next, and next![/I][/color]

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CiTiBoY 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=green]Watch this when you tire of muscled-up men...

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

[B][color=black][U]"MISUNDERSTANDING"[/U][/color][/B]

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Puppydawg 10 years ago

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Puppydawg 11 years ago

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A friend of mine was asking how I managed to get a black eye? And I was trying to explain about seeing these two large women in the bar, last night...

They both had strong accents so I asked, "Hey are you two ladies from Australia?"

One of them screamed back at me, "It's Wales you stupid IDIOT!"

So, I immediately apologized and said, "Sorry, are you two whales from Australia?" [/color][/B]

wollo 11 years ago

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