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Full Name:Jari
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/27/16 at 12:59am


Everyone Thinks Senior Citizens are Senile

An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was unlocked, so they went in, and found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved, 'I love you, Sally.'

On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armored car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!

Jerry said, "We must give it back." (But he didn't say, 'we have got to!')

Sally said, "Finders keepers," and she put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.

The next day, two police officers were canvassing the neighborhood looking for the money, and knocked on their door.

"Pardon me," said the first officer. "Did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armored car, yesterday?"

Sally said, "No."

Jerry said, "She’s lying. She hid it, up in the attic!"

Sally said, "Don't believe him, he’s getting senile."

The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.

One said, "Tell us the story, from the beginning."

Jerry said, "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school, yesterday..."

The first police officer turned to his partner and said, "Were outta here!"

Butterfly76543Posted by Butterfly76543   4/10/16 at 7:28am
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