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Full Name:	Katy Noob
Location:	Germany-Bavaria
Occupation:	Krankenschwester
Birthday:	2nd, 1965

Last Login:	2/18/15
Join Date:	12/26/14
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My Website:	www.facebook.com/AmazingFantasyPictures

About Me:	Sei immer Du selbst und nicht so wie andere Dich gerne hï¿½tten

Interests:	Tiere Schwarz-Weiï¿½ Bilder Fantasie Fractals

Favorite Music:	Deutsche Schlager

Favorite Movies:	Ice-Age

Favorite TV Shows:	CSI-New York

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SHADES OF GREY

Back and forth . . ..
Back and forth . . ..
In and out . . . .
In and out . . . .
A little to the right ..
A little to the left . . . .
She could feel the sweat on her forehead . . . .
Between her breasts . . . .
And, trickling down the small of her back . . . .
She was getting near to the end.

He was in ecstasy . . . .
with a huge smile on his face as his wife moved . . .
Forwards then backwards. . . .
Forward then backward. . . .
Again .. . and again . . . .
Her heart was pounding now . . . .
Her face was flushed . . . .
She moaned . . . .
softly at first, then began to groan louder . . . .
Finally .. . . .
totally exhausted . . . .
she let out a piercing scream . . . .

"OK, OK, I can't parallel park! You do it!"

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"You cannot escape the responsibility of tomorrow by evading it today." Abraham Lincoln

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Posted by Puppydawg 7/12/15 at 8:18am

Mr. Jones, the truck driver, went to see his doctor about feeling very ill.

The doctor told him it was caused from too much stress. His heart was fine, but to try to avoid any un-necessary stress. The driver told the doctor that he was constantly thinking about his children, IF he couldn't work, who would feed the 7 he had, and pay for the clothes, the many pairs of shoes, and his beautiful wife, if he couldn't work? The doctor gave him some pills to calm his nerves.

On his way home he saw a woman walking on the side of the busy highway. He stopped, helped her get into his cab, and drove away. As they was traveling, he asked where her car was, and before she could say anything she collapsed across the console between the two seats!

He drove to the nearest hospital, not knowing what was wrong with her. He helped her out of the truck and into a wheelchair, rolling her inside to the first desk he came to.

A Security Guard came to him saying, "Sir? You can't park your truck there!"

The driver went and parked the truck far away from the entrance. He then hurried back into the hospital, where a woman approached him with some papers on a clip-board to fill out, and to sign-in his wife as she was just admitted into the delivery room... "trying to have the baby!"

He could feel the stress building; felt tightening of the muscles in his stomach; he was feeling more illness brewing.

"She's NOT my wife!" he heard himself scream in the open hallway. "She was walking down the highway!"

Just then, a male nurse stuck his head through a doorway, "It's a girl!"

"It's not my baby, or my wife," said the driver. "Take my blood, or whatever you need, and test me!"

A nurse directed him into a separate room where they drew some blood, then motioned him to sit in the hallway.

An hour later a doctor says, "You are correct, Mr. Jones! It isn't your baby. But," he paused, "you have never been able to produce any children. Why? Because you, sir, are sterile. And most likely have been like this since you was a young child! Did you ever have the measles?"

On his way home, Mr. Jones started feeling extremely ill; thinking of his beautiful wife, and his 7 children.

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A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption.

One of them goes to an American Indian family, and is named "Ahmal."

The other goes to a family in Mexico; they name him "Juan."

Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother.

Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of Ahmal.

Her husband answers, "Why? They're twins! If you've seen Juan, you've seen Ahmal."

Posted by Puppydawg 6/17/15 at 8:29am

HAVE A WACKY, WILD, & WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY!

Posted by Puppydawg 6/15/15 at 6:35am

May your days be as beautiful as you, Katy.

Posted by Puppydawg 6/9/15 at 7:01pm

This is different; give it a chance to play before you reject it... Have a good day!

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