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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/5/17 at 2:26am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/17 at 12:51am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/19/17 at 12:49am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/27/16 at 7:22am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/23/16 at 4:02am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/2/16 at 8:41am


Snakes also known as Garter Snakes (Thamnophissirtalis) can be dangerous Yes, grass snakes, not rattlesnakes. Here's why.

A couple in Sweetwater, Texas, had a lot of potted plants. During a recent cold spell, the wife was bringing a lot of them indoors to protect them from a possible freeze.

It turned out that a little green garden grass snake was hidden in one of the plants. When it had warmed up, it slithered out and the wife saw it go under the sofa.

She let out a very loud scream.

The husband (who was taking a shower) ran out into the living room naked to see what the problem was. She told him there was a snake under the sofa.

He got down on the floor on his hands and knees to look for it. About that time the family dog came and cold-nosed him on the behind. He thought the snake had bitten him, so he screamed and fell over on the floor.

His wife thought he had had a heart attack, so she covered him up, told him to lie still and called an ambulance.

The attendants rushed in, would not listen to his protests, loaded him on the stretcher, and started carrying him out.

About that time, the snake came out from under the sofa and the Emergency Medical Technician saw it and dropped his end of the stretcher. That's when the man broke his leg and why he is still in the hospital.

The wife still had the problem of the snake in the house, so she called on a neighbor who volunteered to capture the snake. He armed himself with a rolled-up newspaper and began poking under the couch.. Soon he decided it was gone and told the woman, who sat down on the sofa in relief.

But while relaxing, her hand dangled in between the cushions, where she felt the snake wriggling around. She screamed and fainted, the snake rushed back under the sofa.

The neighbor man, seeing her lying there passed out, tried to use CPR to revive her.

The neighbor's wife, who had just returned from shopping at the grocery store, saw her husband's mouth on the woman's mouth and slammed her husband in the back of the head with a bag of canned goods, knocking him out and cutting his scalp to a point where it needed stitches.

The noise woke the woman from her dead faint and she saw her neighbor lying on the floor with his wife bending over him, so she assumed that the snake had bitten him. She went to the kitchen and got a small bottle of whiskey, and began pouring it down the man's throat.

By now, the police had arrived.
Breathe here...

They saw the unconscious man, smelled the whiskey, and assumed that a drunken fight had occurred. They were about to arrest them all, when the women tried to explain how it all happened over a little garden snake!

The police called an ambulance, which took away the neighbor and his sobbing wife.

Now, the little snake again crawled out from under the sofa and one of the policemen drew his gun and fired at it. He missed the snake and hit the leg of the end table. The table fell over, the lamp on it shattered and, as the bulb broke, it started a fire in the drapes.

The other policeman tried to beat out the flames, and fell through the window into the yard on top of the family dog who, startled, jumped out and raced into the street, where an oncoming car swerved to avoid it and smashed into the parked police car.

Meanwhile, neighbors saw the burning drapes and called in the fire department. The firemen had started raising the fire ladder when they were halfway down the street. The rising ladder tore out the overhead wires, put out the power, and disconnected the telephones in a ten-square city block area (but they did get the house fire out).

Time passed! Both men were discharged from the hospital, the house was repaired, the dog came home, the police acquired a new car and all was right with their world.

A while later they were watching TV and the weatherman announced a cold snap for that night. The wife asked her husband if he thought they should bring in their plants for the night.

And that's when he shot her.

beth2shyPosted by beth2shy   8/2/16 at 3:02am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/1/16 at 6:31am
A police officer pulls over a driver and informs him that he has just won $5,000 in a safety competition, all because he is wearing his seat belt.

"What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asks.

The man responds, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license."

His wife says, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

The guy in the back seat pops up out from under the blanket and says, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car."

Just then a knock comes from the trunk and a voice calls out, "ARE WE OVER THE BORDER, YET?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/8/16 at 7:24am

May peace and harmony fill your day with joy and laughter. Thinking of you, Bonnie, on this early Friday morning.
Hugs - Roger

gubiciiPosted by gubicii   3/16/16 at 6:28pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 11:57am

There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 11:14am
Enjoy the video, sunlight, and hugs!


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/1/16 at 12:36pm

I'm sorry that I'm not here most of the time, but I have each of you on my mind. I'm busy away from home tending to other people's lives. Enjoy this short video while I'm gone.


I will return when things get back to normal.
I love you.
Roger :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/30/16 at 3:25pm

Have you ever heard the words to the theme song of "The Andy Griffith Show"? Turn up your volume and watch the pictures taken from the series. Many times I've wished that I could have grown up in a town like Mayberry.


I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!

Have a fantastic Saturday!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/28/16 at 8:26pm
Welcome to come and look at my collection of wallpapers, if you want. They are the wallpapers of our members, as I don't upload anything that isn't mine.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/28/16 at 8:23pm
Live your life as if there's no tomorrow!
But no breaking of the ten commandments!

1. The villagers decided to pray for rain. Then, on the day of prayer everyone gathered, but only one boy came with an umbrella.
That's FAITH.

2. When you toss a baby in the air, she laughs because
she knows you will catch her.
That's TRUST.

3. Every night we go to bed, without any assurance of
being alive the next morning but still we set our alarm
to wake up.
That's HOPE.

4. We plan big things for tomorrow despite zero knowledge of the future.

5. We see the world suffering, but still we get married and have children.
That's LOVE.

6. On an old man's shirt was written: "I am not 80 years old....I'm sweet 16 with 64 years of experience."

Have a happy day, live your life like these six!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/23/16 at 9:39am

The minister was preoccupied with thoughts of how he was going to ask the congregation to come up
with more money than they were expecting for repairs
to the church building. Therefore, he was annoyed to
find that the regular organist was sick and a substitute had been brought in at the last minute.

The substitute wanted to know what to play?

"Here's a copy of the service," he said impatiently. "But, you'll have to think of something to play after I make the announcement about the finances."

During the service, the minister paused and said, "Brothers and Sisters, we are in great difficulty; the roof repairs cost twice as much as we expected and we need $4,000 more. Any of you who can pledge $100 or more, please stand up."

At that moment, the substitute organist played, 'The Star Spangled Banner.'

And that is how the substitute became the regular organist!


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