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Jul
6
Wink
#1 "If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said,
"Quit while youre ahead"?"

#2 “Why do phone companies give you a number to call,
If your phone doesnt work?”

#3 “Isnt the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?“

#4 “Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?”

#5 “Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?”

#6 “Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?”

#7 ”If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
Expanding what is it expanding into?”

#8 “If Wal Mart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?”

#9 “If horrific is akin to horrible, why isnt terrific akin to terrible?”

#10 “If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”

#11 “Why is toilet paper scented?”

#12 “Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing?”

#13 “Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?”

#14 “Isnt Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?”

#15 “If yesterday was today, then wouldnt today be yesterday?”

#16 “Why is it called a building when its already built?”

#17 “How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”

#18 “If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware thats guaranteed not to break, what happens?”

#19 “What was the best thing before sliced bread? “

#20 “Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?”

#21 “Is the grass really greener on the other side?

#22 “Do toilet seats really protect us from anything?”

#23 “Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes?”

#24 “Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

#25 “Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?”

#26 “Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?”

#27 “Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?“

#28 "If a Turtle loses his shell ... His Homeless? or Naked?"

#29 "Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"

#30 "If you cant drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?"

#31 "Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?"

#32 "If youre in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?"

#33 "If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why cant they make the whole plane out of it?"

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