| #1 "If quitters never win, and winners never quit, than who is the fool who said,
"Quit while youre ahead"?"
#2 “Why do phone companies give you a number to call,
If your phone doesnt work?”
#3 “Isnt the best way to save face to keep the lower part shut?“
#4 “Why are toilet flush handles on the left side?”
#5 “Will you die if you get scared half to death twice?”
#6 “Why do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing?”
#7 ”If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is
Expanding what is it expanding into?”
#8 “If Wal Mart is lowering prices daily, how come nothing in the store is free yet?”
#9 “If horrific is akin to horrible, why isnt terrific akin to terrible?”
#10 “If a man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?”
#11 “Why is toilet paper scented?”
#12 “Why does the minute hand on school clocks always click backward before advancing?”
#13 “Why is it that when you are driving and looking for an address you turn the radio down?”
#14 “Isnt Disneyland a people trap operated by a mouse?”
#15 “If yesterday was today, then wouldnt today be yesterday?”
#16 “Why is it called a building when its already built?”
#17 “How many licks does it really take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?”
#18 “If you set to work with a knife that will cut through anything and Tupperware thats guaranteed not to break, what happens?”
#19 “What was the best thing before sliced bread? “
#20 “Why does slow down and slow up mean the same thing?”
#21 “Is the grass really greener on the other side?
#22 “Do toilet seats really protect us from anything?”
#23 “Why do brown eyes see better in the sun than blue eyes?”
#24 “Why isnt phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
#25 “Corn oil is made from corn, Olive oil is made from olives, so what does baby oil come from?”
#26 “Why are the songs that get stuck in my head always little kid songs?”
#27 “Whose cruel idea was it for the word lisp to have an s in it?“
#28 "If a Turtle loses his shell ... His Homeless? or Naked?"
#29 "Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes?"
#30 "If you cant drink and drive, why do you need a drivers license to buy liquor, and why do bars have parking lots?"
#31 "Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?"
#32 "If youre in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?"
#33 "If a black box in a plane is indestructible, why cant they make the whole plane out of it?"
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