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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/17/16 at 3:31am
A man and a woman who had never met before, but
who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married to each other."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he answered.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/20/16 at 8:54pm
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   5/13/16 at 5:18pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/8/16 at 11:21pm


Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.

The old guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24-years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's go look for yours."


LadieDustPosted by LadieDust   4/5/16 at 7:26pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/2/16 at 5:19pm


A Hillbilly Family are visiting a shopping mall for their first time. The father and son are separated from the wife and two daughters. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two, shiny silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "What is this, Pa?"

The father responded, "Son, I've never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, an older lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number, and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous, young, red-haired woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go get your mother!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/2/16 at 8:15am
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   3/7/16 at 6:09pm
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   2/27/16 at 6:37pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/24/16 at 2:14am


An American and his nagging wife were on holiday in Jerusalem, when his wife suddenly dies.

When making the arrangements, the undertaker said, "I've got a deal for you! It will cost $5,000 U.S. dollars to send her home for burial, or you can save some money as $50 U.S. dollars, to bury her here."

So the American said to send her home.

"But sir!" the undertaker asked, "why don't you just bury her here in the Holy Land and save the money?"

"Listen here, pal," said the American. "A long time ago, a man called Jesus was buried here and 3 days later he rose again..."

"SHE'S GOING HOME!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/15/16 at 10:44am
I am granting wishes - have a good day!











This is in my back yard, looking south; we need rain.

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/11/16 at 12:24pm


There was a lizard who was walking through the rainforest, he looked up in the tree and saw a koala smoking a cigar. So, the lizard goes up the tree and smokes a few cigars with the koala. After a while, the lizard decides to go down to the pond to get a drink for his dry mouth, so he scurries down the tree and over to the pond where there was a crocodile watching.

The crocodile says, "What are you doing drinking from my pond?"

"Well, I smoked a few cigars with this koala, and I have a really bad dry mouth," the lizard responded.

In shock, the crocodile says, "You don't say! I've never seen a cigar smoking koala. I have to see this!"

So the crocodile climbs out of the pond and walks over to the tree where the koala has smoked 4 or 5 more cigars since the lizard left.

The crocodile says, "Hey mate, what are you doing up there?"

The koala looks down in shock and says, "Bloody hell mate, how much water did you drink?"


gubiciiPosted by gubicii   12/24/15 at 7:27pm
gubiciiPosted by gubicii   8/21/15 at 5:29pm
sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   12/16/14 at 8:33pm


I hope all is going well and you're having a great week so far! I've started a new group called "Double or Nothing" :) You should check it out!!
http://www.desktopnexus.com/groups/double-or-nothing/
Take care ♥♥
sweetwitchyPosted by sweetwitchy   11/20/14 at 7:53pm


Have a beautiful weekend :-*
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