Full Name: | Mary Hearn | Location: | Somerset, PA | Birthday: | June 13th | | Last Login: | 3/18/15 | Join Date: | 11/29/14 | Profile Views: | 4,553 |
Interests: | Classic Movies with Errol Flynn, Doctor Who, Looney Tunes, and Cats. | | Favorite Music: | Duran Duran, Santana, The Doors, The Cult, George Michael, Maxi Priest and the Power Station | | Favorite Books: | Pride and Prejudice, Gone with The Wind | | Favorite Movies: | Captain Blood, Adventures of Don Juan, The Adventures of Robin Hood, and Four's a Crowd | | Favorite TV Shows: | Doctor Who, The Musketeers |
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A naked woman wanders into the bar and orders a beer.
The bartender stares at her from head to toe, then serves her a beer. She drinks it and asks for another. The bartender stares at her for longer and serves her a second beer. The woman again drinks it and asks for a third.
Then the bartender starts to look at her with an amused expression, until the woman says,
"What? Have you never seen a naked woman before?"
"That I have, Miss. I'm wondering where you're keeping the money to pay for the beers?"
"Who said I was paying? The free looks you're getting should be priceless!"