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Full Name:	Ben Harris

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Posted by Orchid4 10/6/14 at 5:57am

Posted by Puppydawg 12/9/13 at 10:06pm

SEX Vs. GOLF

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.

Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am.
I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."

Posted by Entropy 7/15/12 at 7:28pm

Hello Ben: Thanks for the fan man.... and for the faves on the Hollywood classics... keep it pure

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Posted by 1ellen1 6/21/12 at 10:37pm

hello Ben
thank you for your kind comment on my wall
take care
Ellen

Posted by 1ellen1 6/21/12 at 2:32pm

Hello Ben
Hope that you will enjoy this wall

Posted by jayce76 1/22/12 at 9:16pm

Ha great collection.

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Posted by Archer 1/14/12 at 5:50am

Thanks for the fan!

Posted by Entropy 10/25/11 at 10:49pm

Aloha Ben:Thanks for the nice comment on Marilyn; I do enjoy
improving the look of old Hollywood classics in the tradition of the master George Hurell.

A belated welcome to the Nexus

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