Orchid4 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]SEX Vs. GOLF

A golfer is in a competitive match with a friend, who is ahead by a couple of strokes.

"Boy, I'd give anything to sink this putt," the golfer mumbles to himself.

Just then, a stranger walks up beside him and whispers, "Would you be willing to give up one-fourth of your sex life?"

Thinking the man is crazy and his answer will be meaningless, the golfer also feels that maybe this is a good omen, so he says,
"Sure," and sinks the putt.

Two holes later, he mumbles to himself again, "Gee, I sure would like to get an eagle on this one."

The same stranger is at his side again and whispers, "Would it be worth giving up another fourth of your sex life?"

Shrugging, the golfer replies, "Okay." And he makes an eagle.

On the final hole, the golfer needs another eagle to win.

Without waiting for him to say anything, the stranger quickly moves to his side and says, "Would winning this match be worth giving up the rest of your sex life?"

"Definitely," the golfer replies, and he makes the eagle.

As the golfer is walking to the club house, the stranger walks alongside him and says, "I haven't really been fair with you because you don't know who I am.
I'm Satan, and from this day forward you will have no sex life."

"Nice to meet you, "the golfer replies, "I'm Father O'Malley."[/B]

Entropy 13 years ago

Hello Ben: Thanks for the fan man.... and for the faves on the Hollywood classics... keep it pure

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1ellen1 13 years ago

hello Ben
thank you for your kind comment on my wall
take care
Ellen
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1ellen1 13 years ago

Hello Ben
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jayce76 13 years ago

Ha great collection.

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Archer 13 years ago

Thanks for the fan!
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Entropy 14 years ago

Aloha Ben:Thanks for the nice comment on Marilyn; I do enjoy
improving the look of old Hollywood classics in the tradition of the master George Hurell.

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A belated welcome to the Nexus