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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   11/1/16 at 6:48am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/25/16 at 3:54am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   10/19/16 at 6:52am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/17/16 at 3:29am
A man and a woman who had never met before, but
who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married to each other."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he answered.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/31/16 at 6:41am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/19/16 at 9:14pm
Joe was sitting in class doing math problems, when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Joe? If there were five birds sitting on a fence, and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Joe, "because the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Joe says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess, it's the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Joe. "It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking."

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/9/16 at 6:31pm

................................. #1 - WE ARE ................................

..................................... FRIENDS! .................................

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/1/16 at 5:12am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   5/16/16 at 8:16pm
Always live life to its fullest; no regrets; go with God...

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/23/16 at 3:55am

I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

"Mom... are you still awake?"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/21/16 at 8:24am

Of Airplanes & Women

1. Airplanes usually kill you quickly and a woman takes her time.

2. Airplanes can be turned on by a flick of a switch.

3. Airplanes don’t get mad if you do a “touch and go.”

4. Airplanes don’t object to a pre-flight inspection.

5. Airplanes come with manuals to explain their operation.

6. Airplanes have strict weight and balance limitations.

7. Airplanes can be flown any time.

8. Airplanes don’t come with in-laws.

9. Airplanes don’t care about how many other airplanes you’ve flown before.

10. Airplanes and pilots both arrive at the same time.

11. Airplanes don’t mind if you look at other airplanes.

12. Airplanes don’t mind if you buy airplane magazines.

13. Airplanes don’t comment on your piloting skills.

14. Airplanes don’t whine unless something is really wrong.

15. Airplanes do expect to be tied down.

However, when airplanes go quiet, just like women, it’s usually not very good.

♥ Thank you for being my friend
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/13/16 at 11:08am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 7:58am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/11/16 at 6:37am
Do you remember this song and sung by who?

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/10/16 at 9:45am

Jesus walks into a Hotel and places nails on the reception desk. The receptionist takes a moment to understand, not speaking Aramaic, but is able to explain in mime that nails are not legal tender.

After Jesus leaves, a duck that has been kind of harassing the receptionist for the last few days (by asking for grapes) waddles in. The duck asks if the receptionist has any nails, and the receptionist finally snaps. Deciding to walk out on the most ludicrous workday of his life, the receptionist goes to the bar, and is infuriated to find it closed.

Earlier that day a horse walked into that bar.

The bartender said, "Why the long face?" The horse stands there, staring blankly at the bartender. Everyone starts to feel a little awkward. The horse's handler comes in and leads it out, but not before it's knocked over a couple of glasses and soiled itself. Needless to say, the bar was closed for the rest of the day.

So the receptionist finding it closed jimmies open a window, not caring who sees. But two old friends across the street, a priest and a rabbi, DO see. They decide they should do something to calm this agitated man down, follow him through the window, and into the bar.

The bartender, having spent all day cleaning up after the horse, sees the receptionist, the priest, and the rabbi come into the bar, and stops scrubbing long enough to ask, "Is this some kind of a joke?!"

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/9/16 at 6:15pm
Jenny, a blonde girl, came skipping home from school one day.

"Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10!"

"Very good," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde?" Jenny asked.

"Yes, it's because you're blonde," she answered.

The next day, the girl came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "We were saying the alphabet today, and all the other kids could only say it to D, but I said it to G. See? A, B, C, D, E, F, G!"

"Very good, Jenny," said her mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, Mommy?"

"Yes, it's because you're blonde."

The next day, Jenny came skipping home from school. "Mommy, Mommy," she yelled, "we were in gym class today, and when we showered, all the other girls had flat chests, but I have these!"

And she lifted her tank top to reveal a pair of 36Cs.

"Oh, uh, very good," said her embarrassed mother.

"Is it because I'm blonde, mommy?"

"No Honey, it's because you're 24-years old."
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/8/16 at 11:52pm

Two guys, one old and one young, are pushing their carts around a shopping mall when they collide.

The old guy says, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I wasn't paying attention to where I was going."

The young guy says, "That's OK. It's a coincidence. I'm looking for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little desperate."

The old guy says, "Well, maybe we can help each other. What does your wife look like?"

The young guy says, "Well, she is 24-years old, tall, with blonde hair, blue eyes, long legs, big breasts, and she's wearing tight white shorts, a red halter top and no bra. What does your wife look like?"

The old guy says, "Doesn't matter - let's go look for yours."

TriangielPosted by Triangiel   11/1/13 at 4:48am
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Hello. Like your taste in WP`s. Babes and Cars.

All the best Vince
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