Puppydawg 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black][I]A man and a woman who had never met before, but
who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.

Although initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing
a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upper berth and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM, he leaned down and gently woke the
woman saying, "Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you, but
would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a
second blanket? I'm awfully cold."

"I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married to each other."

"Wow! That's a great idea!" he answered.

"Good," she replied. "Get your own blanket!"[/I]
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[color=black]Joe was sitting in class doing math problems, when his teacher picked him to answer a question, "Joe? If there were five birds sitting on a fence, and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Joe, "because the rest would fly away."

"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you're thinking."

Joe says, "I have a question for you. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking her cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess, it's the one sucking the cone."

"No," said Joe. "It's the one with the wedding ring on her finger. But I like the way you're thinking."
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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................................. #1 - WE ARE ................................

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..................................... FRIENDS! .................................
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=brown]EVERYONE NEEDS LOVE...[/color][/B]

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SHARE YOUR LOVE & HAVE A BEAUTIFUL MONDAY!
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Puppydawg 9 years ago

[B][color=black][I]Always live life to its fullest; no regrets; go with God...

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Puppydawg 9 years ago

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[B][color=black]I walked into the bar and sat near an older woman. She looked pretty good for a 60-year-old. In fact, she wasn't too bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter. We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I'd ever had a 'Sportsman's Double?'

"What's that?" I asked.

"It's a mother/daughter three-some," she said.

My mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered
what her daughter might look like?

I said, "No, I haven't."

We drank a few more, then she said with a wink,
"Tonight's your lucky night."

We went back to her place. We walked in. She put on
the hall light and shouted upstairs...

[I]"Mom... are you still awake?"[/I]
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