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Full Name:jo armstrong
Location:newcastle
Occupation:homemaker
Birthday:September 11th, 1977
Education:school only
Last Login:12/18/12
Join Date:7/1/12
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About Me:i am geniue good sense of humour...easy going...i do not like two faced & liars i have no time for people who haven't got time to get to know me, when i make a friend it is from the heart
Interests:reading writing listening to music
Favorite Music:country rock musical soundtracks 80's
Favorite Books:i have loads of favourite books from catherine cookson's the fifteenth street to lori handeland's dark moon
Favorite Movies:silver bullet wrong turn flowers in the attic the others & loads more
Favorite TV Shows:grimm murder she wrote open all hours keeping up appearance
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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/28/15 at 2:27am
1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   5/11/14 at 1:04pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/16/13 at 9:15am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/13/13 at 4:24am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   4/13/13 at 3:16am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/29/13 at 11:18pm
Three Nuns die and go to heaven............

At the Pearly Gates they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be"

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"

And *Poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna," and *Poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

(If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/27/13 at 8:24pm
A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot.

He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him.

After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man said, "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."
The parrot continued cursing.
So the man put the bird in the freezer.
About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door.
As the man took the bird out of the freezer it said, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that damned turkey said!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3/10/13 at 10:13pm
An old Irishman was asked, "At your ripe old age, which would you prefer to get – Parkinson’s or Alzheimer's?"

The Irishman replied, "Begeezes, definitely Parkinson’s! Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!"
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/22/13 at 6:11am
Before I go to sleep, I wanted you to watch this:

http://youtu.be/lsyvOYcWgcg
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/19/13 at 8:58pm
An elderly couple was driving across the country.
While the woman was behind the wheel, the couple was pulled over by the highway patrol.
“Ma’am, did you know you were speeding?” the officer said.
The woman, hard of hearing, turned to her husband and asked, “What did he say?”
“He said you were speeding!” the old man yelled.
The patrolman then asked, “May I see your license?”
The woman turned to her husband again, “What did he say?”
The old man yelled back, “He wants to see your license!”
The woman then gave the officer her license.
“I see you are from Arkansas,” the patrolman said. “I spent some time there once and went on a blind date with the ugliest woman I’ve ever seen.”
The woman turned to her husband again and asked, “What did he say?”
The old man replied, “He said he knows you!”
~~~~
My dad, years ago, told this one for the truth about himself and my mom!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/12/13 at 2:41pm
Caught Speeding
The cop got out of his car and the kid, who was stopped for speeding, rolled down his window.

“I’ve been waiting for you all day,” the cop said.

The kid replied, “Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.”

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   12/31/12 at 7:00pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/30/12 at 10:26am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/27/12 at 4:53pm
Hoping you can get your services working for you soon!

May the New Year bring you the energy to produce more fantastic photographs for OUR wallpapers! We ALL MISS you!
1ellen1Posted by 1ellen1   12/22/12 at 4:39am
Merry Christmas to you and your family
take care
Ellen

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/21/12 at 7:31am
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/20/12 at 9:22pm
Dear Jo,

I am 70 years old & love to fish.

I was sitting on a dock the other day,

when I heard a voice say, 'Pick me up.'

I looked around & couldn't see anyone.

I thought I was dreaming when

I heard the voice say again, 'Pick me up.'

I looked in the water & there,

floating on the top, was a frog.

I said, 'Are you talking to me?'

The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you.
Pick me up then, kiss me &
I'll turn into the most beautiful woman

you have ever seen.'

'I'll make sure that all your friends

are envious & jealous because I will be your mistress.'

I looked at the frog for a short time,

reached over, picked it up carefully,

& placed it in my front pocket.

The frog said to me, 'What, are you nuts?
Didn't you hear what I said?

I said kiss me & I will be your beautiful mistress.'

At that moment I opened my pocket, looked at the frog & said,

'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'

With age comes wisdom!!!

:D:P8);)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/20/12 at 12:58am
Hello Jo.....

THE WATERMELON PATCH

There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well, but he was plagued by local kids who would sneak into his patch at night and steal watermelons.

After some careful thought he comes up with a clever idea that he thinks will scare the kids away for sure. So he makes up a sign and posts it in the field. The sign says, “Warning, one of the watermelons in this field has been poisoned.”

The farmer goes to inspect his field the next morning and finds a new sign that says, “Warning, now two of the watermelons in this field have been poisoned.”

Sometimes life throws you a curve...right, Jo?

Roger:D:)
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   12/17/12 at 3:33pm
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