Puppydawg 10 years ago

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1ellen1 11 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

Three Nuns die and go to heaven............

At the Pearly Gates they are met by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all
led such exemplary lives that the Lord is granting you six months to go
back to earth and be anyone you wish to be"

The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren;"

And *Poof* she's gone.

The second says, "I want to be Madonna," and *Poof* she's gone.

The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini.."

St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asked.

"Sara Pipalini," replies the nun.

St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't ring a bell."

The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.

St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and says.

"No sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

(If you laugh, you are going straight to hell!)

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]A man went to a pet shop and bought a talking parrot.

He took the parrot home, and tried to teach the parrot how to say a few things, but instead the parrot just swore at him.

After a few hours of trying to teach the bird, the man said, "If you don't stop swearing I'm going to put you in the freezer as punishment."
The parrot continued cursing.
So the man put the bird in the freezer.
About an hour later the parrot asked the man to please open the door.
As the man took the bird out of the freezer it said, "I promise to never swear again. Just tell me what that damned turkey said!"[/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]

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Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]An old Irishman was asked, "At your ripe old age, which would you prefer to get – Parkinson’s or Alzheimer's?"

The Irishman replied, "Begeezes, definitely Parkinson’s! Better to spill half an ounce of whiskey than to forget where you keep the bottle!" [/B]

Puppydawg 12 years ago

[B]Before I go to sleep, I wanted you to watch this:

http://youtu.be/lsyvOYcWgcg[/B]