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Posted by Puppydawg 5/4/17 at 12:34am

LOL - Just a joke...

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Posted by Puppydawg 2/24/17 at 2:15am

https://youtu.be/Nz-OMn1o22Y

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Posted by Puppydawg 1/4/17 at 4:10am

Sometimes things that really happen are funnier than
stuff made up: when southern Florida resident Nathan R's house was burglarized recently, thieves ignored his
wide screen plasma TV, his VCR, and even left his Rolex watch. What they did take, however, was a white box filled with a grayish-white powder. (That's the way the police report described it.)

A spokesman for the Fort Lauderdale police said that it
looked similar to high-grade cocaine, and they'd
probably thought they'd hit the big time.

Later, Nathan stood in front of numerous TV cameras
and pleaded with the burglars:

"Please, return the cremated remains of my sister,
Gertrude. She died three years ago."

The next morning, the bullet-riddled corpse of a local
drug dealer known as Hoochie P. was found on Nathan's doorstep.
The white box was here too; about half of Gertrude's
ashes remained. Scotch taped to the box was this note which said:

"Hoochie sold us the bogus blow, so we wasted Hoochie.
Sorry, but we snorted your sister, too. No hard feelings.
Have a nice day.”

Posted by Puppydawg 1/4/17 at 3:37am

Posted by Puppydawg 1/3/17 at 6:02am

With all the new technology regarding fertility... recently, a 70-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth.

When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

"May I see the new baby?" I asked.

"Not yet," She said "I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first."

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, "May I see the new baby now?"

"No, not yet,'" She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed, I asked again, "May I see the baby now?"

"No, not yet," replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, "Well, when can I see the baby?"

"WHEN HE CRIES!" she yelled at me.

"WHEN HE CRIES?" I demanded. "Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?"

"BECAUSE... I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!"

Posted by Puppydawg 12/23/16 at 4:27am

Posted by welcha 10/21/16 at 10:09am

thanks for the fans wish you a nice weekend

Posted by Puppydawg 9/4/16 at 2:30am

I had to ask, "What is Celibacy?"

Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed
by circumstances.

While attending a Marriage Weekend, my wife and I,
listened to the instructor declare, "It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."

He then addressed the men, "Can you name and
describe your wife's favorite flower?"

I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, "Pillsbury All-Purpose, isn't it?"

And thus began my life of celibacy...

Posted by Puppydawg 8/20/16 at 9:38pm

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