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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   3 Hours Ago
I was invited to a costume party, last week. I had dressed as a chicken, and I met this pretty woman who was dressed as an egg. One thing led to another and... a lifelong question was answered.
It was the chicken.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/7/16 at 1:13pm
!!!!! GREENFROGGY'S PC IS SICK AT THIS TIME !!!!!



!!!!! DI - WILL RETURN AS SOON AS POSSIBLE !!!!!
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   2/4/16 at 12:36am


A man named Sam is doing an interview for a new job.

The CEO asks, "Sam, have you ever been in any wars?"

Sam says, "Yes, I was in Iraq."

The CEO asks, "Were you injured in any way?"

Sam replies, "Yeah, I was actually near the site of an explosion, and the shrapnel hit me in the groin. I lost both of my testicles."

The CEO says, "Oh wow! That's really awful! Do you have any allergies we should know about?"

Sam says, "Why, yes, actually, I'm allergic to caffeine."

"Well", the CEO said, "We'd like to hire you! Our normal business hours are 8-4, but you can come work 10-4, and still get paid for 8-hours."

"If you don't mind me asking, why 10-4 instead of 8-4, like the others?"

"Well," the CEO replies, "We generally stand around shooting-the-bull, drinking coffee, and scratch our... selves the first 2-hours."

SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   1/31/16 at 1:39pm

































carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   1/29/16 at 7:47am


Our Dn Family of Friends Wishing You a Wonderful Friday!
Baskets of hugs , always Carmen, Picasso & Pasha !!!!!

PS: The wonderful and fabulous Willie Nelson always
is my favorite favorite of Country Western Artist &
then I love Everyone..But Willie well he is special.









Willie Nelson - I Wish I Didn't Love You So
https://youtu.be/0VhdJDf-7PA

Music video by Willie Nelson & Family performing I Wish I Didn't Love You So



Willie Nelson - Last Thing I Needed First Thing This Morning
https://youtu.be/vYpGEAwH1k0



Willie Nelson - There You Are
https://youtu.be/obJW0rZ1yTo

Music video by Willie Nelson performing There You Are (1989)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/27/16 at 10:56am


Three bulls in the field hear that the rancher was bringing another bull onto the ranch.

First Bull says, "I've been here five years. I'm not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows."

Second Bull says, "I've been here three years and have earned my right to 50 cows. I'm keeping all my cows."

Third Bull says, "I've only been here a year, and so far, you guys have only let me have 10 cows. I may not be as big as you fellows, but I'm keeping all 10 of my cows."

Just then an 18-wheeler pulls up in the pasture, stops, and begins to unload the biggest bull they've ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, each step he takes the steel ramp strains under his weight.

First Bull says, "I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend."

Second Bull says, "I actually have too many cows to take care of. I can spare a few. I'm certainly not looking for an argument."

They look over at the third bull and find him pawing the dirt, shaking his horns, and snorting.

First Bull says, "Son, don't be foolish -- let him have some of your cows and live to tell about it."

Third Bull answers, "He can have all my cows, I'm just making sure he knows I'm a bull!"

JAVAJODIPosted by JAVAJODI   1/25/16 at 10:58pm
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/16/16 at 2:16am


Joe had suffered from really bad headaches for the last 20 years. He eventually decides to go and see a Doctor.

The Doctor said, "Joe, the good news is that I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration. You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. And the only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles."

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for? He had no choice but to go under the knife. The surgery wasn't long, but it cost him $15,000.
When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself.

As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.
He saw a 'Men's Clothing' store and thought, "That's what I need... A new suit."

He entered the shop and told the salesman, "I'd like a new suit."

The elderly Tailor eyed him briefly and said, "Let's see... size 44 long."

Joe laughed, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years!" the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, "How about a new shirt?"

Joe thought for a moment and then said, "Sure."

The salesman eyed Joe and said, "Let's see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck."

Joe was surprised, "That's right, how did you know?"

"Been in the business 60 years."

Joe tried the shirt on, and it fit perfectly. Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, "How about some new Underwear?"

Joe thought for a moment and said, "Sure, why not."

The salesman said, "Let's see..... size 36."

Joe laughed, "Ah ha! I got you! I've worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old."

The salesman shook his head, "Impossible. You can't wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine, and this will give you one hell of a headache."
CiTiBoYPosted by CiTiBoY   1/15/16 at 4:37pm
Hi Josh,
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   1/15/16 at 2:06pm




















Winter Greetings
~SkyPhoenixX1~
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   1/15/16 at 12:21pm


One More Cup Of Coffee - Calexico and Roger McGuinn
https://youtu.be/nOZrTkBghjo





Dark Eyes - Iron and Wine / Calexico
https://youtu.be/iEnnyWsddFk

Dark Eyes - Iron and Wine / Calexico
Originaly written by Bob Dylan
Album: "I'm Not There" OST


Calexico - Ballad of Cable Hogue
https://youtu.be/N0Ur3b2FPHs

Live at the Barbican - London
Francoiz Breut is the Belgian vocalist feat.





Thinking of You Our DN Family of Friends,
Carmen, Picasso & Pasha! Baskets of Dreams Come True!
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   1/13/16 at 3:36am











David Bowie & Mick Jagger - Dancing In The Street
https://youtu.be/9G4jnaznUoQ

Music video by David Bowie & Mick Jagger performing Dancing In The Street.

We will miss you our David Bowie, You're forever in our hearts.

David Bowie - Blue Jean
https://youtu.be/LTYvjrM6djo
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   1/13/16 at 3:35am







"Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom."
- Marcel Proust































Diana Damrau, Bryn Terfel, Lippen Schweigen
https://youtu.be/RqWFkJXJASw



Bryn Terfel & Ren�e Fleming - L� ci darem la mano (Mozart)
https://youtu.be/MEgLgF3CpZ8


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/7/16 at 6:20am


https://youtu.be/omuYi2Vhgjo

Thursday, already? Wow!

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/6/16 at 7:17am


Black and White TV

(Under age 45? You won't understand)

You could hardly see for all the snow, spread those rabbit ears as far as they go.

"Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet."

My Mom used to cut chicken, chop eggs and spread mayo on the same cutting board with the same knife and no bleach, but we didn't seem to get food poisoning.

My Mom used to defrost hamburger on the counter and I used to eat it raw sometimes, too. Our school sandwiches were wrapped in wax paper in a brown paper bag, not in ice pack coolers, but I can't remember getting ecoli.

Almost all of us would have rather gone swimming in the lake, instead of a pristine pool (talk about boring), no beach closures then.

The term cell phone would have conjured up a phone in a jail cell, and a pager was the school PA system.

We all took gym, not PE... and risked permanent injury with a pair of high top Ked's (only worn in gym) instead of having cross-training athletic shoes with air cushion soles and built in light reflectors. I can't recall any injuries but they must have happened because they tell us how much safer we are now.

Flunking gym was not an option... Even for stupid kids! I guess PE must be much harder than gym.

Speaking of school, we all said prayers and sang the national anthem, and staying in detention after school caught all sorts of negative attention.

We must have had horribly damaged psyches. What an archaic health system we had then. Remember school nurses? Ours wore a hat and everything.

I thought that I was supposed to accomplish something before I was allowed to be proud of myself.

I just can't recall how bored we were without computers, Play Station, Nintendo, X-box or 270 digital TV cable stations.

Oh yeah... And where was the Benadryl and sterilization kit when I got that bee sting? I could have been killed!

We played 'king of the hill' on piles of gravel left on vacant construction sites, and when we got hurt, Mom pulled out the 48-cent bottle of Mercurochrome (kids liked it better because it didn't sting like iodine did) and then we got our butt spanked.

Now, it's a trip to the emergency room, followed by a 10-day dose of a $99 bottle of antibiotics, and then Mom calls the attorney to sue the contractor for leaving a horribly vicious pile of gravel where it was such a threat.

We didn't act up at the neighbor's house either; because if we did we got our butt spanked there and then we got our butt spanked again when we got home.

I recall Donny Rybolt from next door coming over and doing his tricks on the front stoop, just before he fell off.
Little did his Mom know that she could have owned our house.

Instead, she picked him up and swatted him for being such a jerk. Yes, it was a neighborhood run a muck.

To top it off, not a single person I knew had ever been told that they were from a dysfunctional family.

How could we possibly have known that?

We needed to get into group therapy and anger management classes.

We were obviously so duped by so many social ills, that we didn't even notice that the entire country wasn't taking Prozac!

How did we ever survive?

LOVE TO ALL OF US WHO SHARED THIS ERA; AND TO ALL WHO DIDN'T, SORRY FOR WHAT YOU MISSED. I WOULDN'T TRADE IT FOR ANYTHING!

I remember that life's most simple pleasures were very often the best!

HAVE A GOOD DAY
:)
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   1/5/16 at 12:59am

















Hi,

i hope, you had a wonderful christmas with your family and a fantastic New Years Eve. Have an amazing new week and a wonderful wintertime!



Greets from Germany
~SkyPhoenixX1~





PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/3/16 at 9:57am


https://youtu.be/hkQS9OWs-CI

Good morning Josh!
This year may God Bless you with health and good luck, because you are already wealthy with so many friends!
:)
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   1/1/16 at 11:46pm



Sissel Kyrkjeb� & Jose Carreras - Quando Sento che Mi Ami

https://youtu.be/z1YdDzv5HW8




















Happy New Year - Auld Lang Syne by Sissel (Live).wmv.flv
https://youtu.be/GxSqMbsHeJ8













With Love In Our Hearts Carmen, Picasso & Pasha !
Sissel & Russell Watson - Bridge Over Troubled Water
https://youtu.be/YysjzeaDB-A


CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   1/1/16 at 6:33pm
Hi! I know I'm a little late getting around, especially if you are from Australia... Nonetheless, I'm here to wish you a


Have a wonderful

I'm looking forward to another year on Desktop Nexus, and I hope you are too. Thank you so much for your friendship this past year and for the new one! :D

Elaine :)

PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   1/1/16 at 9:35am


Two hunters are walking through the woods, come to a clearing, and see a deep, dark hole, and one hunter says to the other, "How deep is that thing?"

They both find a rusty anvil and throw it in. The anvil falls so far that the hunters don't hear it hit the bottom, but then they suddenly see a goat sprinting past them, and it jumps into the hole. They stand by the hole disbelieving what just happened, and a farmer comes rushing-up to them.

The farmer says, "Have you guys seen my goat, Becky?"

The hunters reply, "Yeah, it ran passed us and jumped into that hole."

The farmer says, "That's impossible. She couldn't have done that. She was chained to a 125-pound anvil!"


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