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PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   Yesterday at 11:14pm


While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a redneck college student led the way into the other room.

"What's the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked.

"That's my talking clock," the redneck replied.

"How’s it work?" the friend asked.

"Watch," the redneck said, then proceeded to give the gong an ear shattering pound with the hammer.

Suddenly someone screamed from the other side of the wall, "KNOCK IT OFF, YOU STUPID IDIOT! IT'S 2AM IN THE MORNING!"



PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/17/14 at 12:38am
Oddest of oddities!
MARY COLEMAN was 152-years old when she died?


Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   9/16/14 at 11:07am


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   9/16/14 at 12:12am
Have you ever watched a music-less video?
Here's a scene from "Dirty Dancing," sans the music!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McKfMe-H_3A

Oh, I believe you may see this as funny as I!
:D
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   9/14/14 at 2:57pm




























SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   9/14/14 at 11:03am
Hi there,

Enjoy the last summer week. 8)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EwTwEUoGJo&list=PLncSws_...

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~
:)
LADY_EMERALDPosted by LADY_EMERALD   9/11/14 at 9:56am
SkyPhoenixX1Posted by SkyPhoenixX1   9/8/14 at 6:30pm
It's still Summer Folks! 8)



Enjoy the rest of this wonderful Season. ;)

*Greets*
~SkyPhoenixX1~
CollieSmilePosted by CollieSmile   9/7/14 at 11:58pm

Hi Tonny,

You may have noticed that I haven't been able to be on Desktop Nexus much lately.

I have lost someone very near and dear to me. Please read my description in the "rainbow colored" wallpaper below...

Thank you so much for your friendship. During the past week, I have really come to appreciate my friendships on DN.

Have a beautiful, meaningful, and joyful week.

Elaine


marzapPosted by marzap   9/5/14 at 9:49pm
Hi Tonny,




SuperLoveNaNaPosted by SuperLoveNaNa   9/3/14 at 2:19pm
HI..AUTUMN GREETINGS..!!





marzapPosted by marzap   8/30/14 at 10:18pm







:):):)
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   8/30/14 at 2:41pm







carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   8/30/14 at 2:39pm


















Alexandra66Posted by Alexandra66   8/27/14 at 1:26pm


PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/26/14 at 9:55am
Turn-up your volume and go to an expanded screen:
http://vimeo.com/58385453
:D
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/26/14 at 12:23am


This is for/from Elaine, to you (her dear friend) to help her at this desperate time. Details of her plight are in the details of this wallpaper. Thanks for whatever you can do, to help.
PuppydawgPosted by Puppydawg   8/25/14 at 4:02am
"June? Do you see that elderly couple over at that other table?"

"Yeah. What about them, Charles?"

"I was just thinking.... We might look like them in about 10-years or so..."

June turned toward her husband, "You do realize that is a mirror over there, don't you?"




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carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   8/23/14 at 3:48am
carmenmbonillaPosted by carmenmbonilla   8/23/14 at 3:47am
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